Cocasion

Its a word used when a African American is to polite to say "cracker" or "white" but doesent knos how to spell or prononce Caucasian.

African American: Hey are ah y'alls crew.......uh "Cocasion"?

Caucasian" oh lol you mean Caucasian not cocain-sion FAIL

by DA LEAPING MOHAMED April 10, 2011

Cockfusion

When your cock is confused about what's going on, it's up, it's down, is it gonna happen, is it not.

I went on a date last night and had cockfusion going on.

by Dickydonttouch February 24, 2017

conclusionist

Someone who accuses people based on bias judgement and with no solid factual evidence.

1) Davis: Hay fagot.

Dug: How am I a homosexual?

Davis:.....

Dug: Conclusionist.

2) Mark: Your cheating on me!

Julie: How am I cheating on you?

Mark: John comming over everyday?

Julie: He is my twin brother.

Mark:....

Julie: Conclusionist.

by Shockdragon February 22, 2013

Confusion Fairy

A person closely related to the Fuck up Fairy who creates confusion and general misunderstanding where ever they go. Unwittingly creates and maintains, and bestows the state of confusion, where there was calm and understanding before they visited

It was all clear, we had all understood what was going on, till the confusion fairy visited and we were all in a state of disarray.

by CreakingDoor January 28, 2015

cocktioneer

One who specializes in the auctioning of cocks.

The cocktioneer took bids and the sale of the 7 1/4" cock was finalized

by KennyP06 February 26, 2017

Confusion

When you don’t know how to say Arkansas

“So now I am confusion why is this one Kansas but this one is not Arkansas”

by Quicksilver34 October 1, 2018

Cockubine

A man who is involved in a monogamous relationship with a woman but is not legally married to her. An old term for a kept man or boyfriend.

He is her cockubine.

by Vaginge March 17, 2019