Clusterfuck Grading System

A system for classsifying the amount of disarray in a clusterfuck.

level of clusterfuck= (amount of people mindfucked over time)^2

Highest

A+
A
B+
B
C+
C
D+
D
Lowest

Abbreviated G____CF
The blank denotes the "grade of the clusterfuck"

Clusterfuck Grading System
GACF= Grade A clusterfuck

When I couldn't get the Van Dorn stain out of my bed it was a GACF

A thousand 9 year olds on davis lawn was a GACF

by UCo July 22, 2011

Clusterfuck

The art of being disconnected discombobulated and generally unorganized

This project has become a clusterfuck

by DoUdV8 August 15, 2017

Clusterfuck

World War 2 terminology for any group of soldiers that would be easily wiped out by an incoming grenade.

"Yep, one well placed grenade by charlie, and that whole clusterfuck is going home in pine boxes."

by P!o.o!P December 27, 2009

norwegian clusterfuck

The Norwegian Clusterfuck is a gangbang consisting of 100 or more males and only one female. The men (typically Norwegian) completely ravage every possible fuck hole on this sluts body until they all reach climax, then in unison all cover her body in their sweet sticky nectar... she then licks herself clean.

"Holy shit did you watch Cassidy get Norwegian Clusterfucked?" "Watch her? I Participated!"

by The Norwegian Himself May 4, 2010

Mongolian Clusterfuck

A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.

I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

mongolian clusterfuck

A sexual act involving a toilet brush, rubber gloves and various people, it requires athletic flexibility, and extreme stamina

I got stuck in a mongolian clusterfuck last night, bog brush tickled my ribs

by shineon January 31, 2008

clusterfuck

a badass word in general. There's 36 other definitions on it,so i really don't need to explain what it means.

Use "clusterfuck" in a coherent sentence, and I guarantee you that it will impress everyone around you.

by Spaceman Spliff July 5, 2007