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cluster fuckery

1) The act of a chaotic, uncontrollable, frazy time - usually related to wreaking havoc in the name of fun.

2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.
1) Are you down for some cluster fuckery this weekend?

2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.
by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007
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Clusterfuck, USA

A fictional town one visits when all hell is breaking loose.
Billy: The holidays are coming up and you know what that means.
Tom: Yep, all that great food....
Billy: Maybe for you, but Ive got a one way ticket to Clusterfuck, USA
by NewEnglandClamChowder December 11, 2009
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cluster fucked

to get shafted because everything comes down on you at once
Dude: How'd you do on your midterms?

Me: I got cluster fucked :(
by wangster November 6, 2003
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clusterfuckish

Adj: of or having qualities associated with a clusterfuck; namely randomness, a sense of spiraling downward and out of control, deterioration, over-crowding, and nonsense.
"When the clown showed up and the castle started to slide over the cliff, the whole situation seemed a bit clusterfuckish."
by Skavv September 5, 2014
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clustertuck

(n.) A group of middle-aged men with tucked-in shirts and hiked-up shorts.

They tend to cluster at social gatherings to vent about their children or work. Most frequently spotted in pockets of Suburban America, the clustertuck is an endangered social unit due to the rise of Millennial fashion trends.
The clustertuck discussed IT solutions at a backyard bbq.
by nolandc August 30, 2019
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Clusterophobia

The fear of missing a cluster entrance in JLT.
Hello Dan, I cannot meet you in your JLT office. I shall be late if I miss your cluster; I have clusterophobia.
by @DubaiDadJokes May 25, 2020
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Clusterfuck

Shawnee High School or having a nature or atmosphere related in any way to Shawnee High School
Hey have you ever been to Shawnee High School? Yeah that place is an absolute Clusterfuck.
by Dickballs420 February 6, 2023
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