5 o'clock beaver

Short pubic stubble on a girl's vagina that has grown since the morning shave, usually seen on a prostitute after an honest day's work

Man: Rough day at work? You've got that 5 o'clock beaver.
Prostitute: Tell me about it.

by (b O_o)b July 1, 2011

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Rodney Alarm Clock

To awake a person while they are sleeping by inserting
your dick in their mouth.

Sharon fell asleep on my couch and would get up
so i gave her the Rodney Alarm Clock to wake her up

by rossman120 April 22, 2008

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dome o'clock

the time in which dome is given or owed; this time is another name for dome time, in which mad dome is given. usually works better on chicks that are drunk

babe: excuse me, do you know what the current time is?
guy: whats up bitch its dome time now get on my dick!!
babe: no, i mean like actually like what time on your watch is it?
guy: oh my bad, its dome o'clock....NOW GET ON MY DICK!

by Dome Timer August 15, 2006

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Clock Dyslexia

The inability to read an analog clock with precision, or knowledge of the Roman numerals.

Madeline: Johnny, what time is it?

Johnny: Why? There's a clock right there!!

Madeline: I want a precise time.

Johnny: You must have clock dyslexia. It's 1:17

by RoyalYoshi August 2, 2016

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caffeine o'clock

The time at which caffeine is required to commence or continue mental and/or social function. Most common towards the end of the week or during a night shift.

See also "half past caffeine"

Person 1: "You've been staring at that screen for an hour, and haven't done a thing. You know this work's due in an hour right?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I got like four hours sleep and can't concentrate. It's definitely caffeine o'clock."

by archangel62 May 28, 2009

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