Clam Convention

The female equivalent of a sausage fest. A party or gathering consisting of numerous women with little to no men present.

"I totally went to the bar hoping to meet some guys, but when I got there it was a total clam convention."

by Vaginal Huntress January 24, 2010

razor clam

A hot but frigid chick's pussy.

Meygahn's hot, but she probably has a razor clam--that bitch will cut your dick right off.

by Merkin Donor II March 13, 2008

happy as a clam

To be exceedingly happy and content.
The full phrase is "happy as a clam at high tide." Clams can only be dug up at low tides, so at high tide a clam is safer and secure, so therefore, happy.

Everything in my life seems to be going great; I'm happy as a clam.

by weijajo April 7, 2009

Rhino clam

When a girl charges at you with her vagina with such ferocity that it may as well be a charging rhinoceros. Common activity of women who are normal in large groups but go feral when alone with a guy they want to have sex with. Women who collect stamps and have more than one cat often go in to rhino clam mode.

Oh shit, here comes bridgett. Fucking bitch tries to rhino clam me whenever we get within 50 feet of each other. Thinking about telling her I am gay, but with my irish luck, I will probably end up with a closet rod in the ass.

by 31Flavors August 2, 2012

Dry Clam

A female vagina unable to self-lubricate naturally.

Mary has a dry clam. There's no smackin that till you get the KY jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

clam clapping

An intense version of the scissor technique used by lesbians. The two girls would crisscross their legs and pound away accordingly.

Sarah and Laura were caught clam clapping before their softball game.

by ILearnedFromLesbians August 11, 2014

clam stabbing

Male to female vagina intercourse.

Rob did some serious clam stabbing in his day.

by Fav December 1, 2006