credentialized

the artificial self-enhancement that people seem to precive themselves to have while they are wearing an official laminated credential on a sponsored lanyard.

She got all credentialized when she went back stage at the concert with her all access pass, living in the fictional world that she is actually apart of the group in concert.

by LameCred September 10, 2010

Ciked

A Malay slang which has quite a lot of definitions

1. Used to make ones statement as a sarcasm or a joke. Usually followed by throwing some weird gang sign.

English ver= "jk/just kidding"

2. Used when you're surprised or felt suspicious of a statement

English ver= "seriously?"

3. A bit or small amount of something

4. Placed at the end of a sentence which doesn't contribute to the sentence at all

Example:

1. Weh, muka kau hodoh siak. Ciked.
(Dude, your face looks like a dustbin. Just kidding.)

2. Kena pergi makmal ciked?

(We need to go to the lab, seriously?)

3. Nak ayam ciked

(Can I have a small portion of your chicken)

4. Lawak ciked
(Haha very funny)

by makkaugreen December 26, 2021

cinedvil

cinedvil is a very cool person but they like doing coke off a strippers asshole so be prepared to engage in unusual acitivity if they pick you as they marijuana fairy. cinedvil hates armpits so make sure you cover them because they think it's haram to show them. other than that, they're very nice and fun to be around < 3

cinedvil! wanna do drugs?

by cinedvil January 10, 2023

Douche Credits

Related to karma. People like to believe that when you do something kind and generous you will be rewarded. Similarly, if you've been a real douche (asshole) they believe that karma will cum and thrust his big black dick into your mouth. And CUM again. So what hapens when we get CUM all over our new sweaters without having done anything to deserve it? Thats when you get a douche credit. This means you've already been punished for your future wrongs, so basically a douche credit is a get out of jail free card which you show to karma when you do something bad.

Person A: Fuck dude, why did you just beat the shit out of that helpless grandma and break an egg on that jew's head?
Person B: I have douche credits and I'm gonna use them all! Biatch! Asshole!

(Person B gets hit by a car)
Person A: Fucking idiot.

by That Douche Dude June 22, 2009

Facebook Credits

When you comment or like someone's statuses or photos, so that they will comment on your future posts.

Dude, 15 people liked my status! I guess I'm collecting all those facebook credits

by pornami February 27, 2011

Karma Credit

Positive balance of karma, based on you doing something helpful or positive for someone else without the person having the opportunity to return the gesture, either due to circumstances or because such returns are declined.

1)A: Hey dude, here's the notes I took from the lecture you missed yesterday.

B: That's great! How can I return the favour?

A: Well you can blow me, otherwise just chalk it up on my karma credit.

2)A: Man I must have quite a karma credit now for taking one for the team being the fall guy.

B:Word.

by Meaniesg February 28, 2011

credit card

A piece of plastic that has demonic powers in its abiltity to keep a person in financial slavery for the rest of their life.

A credit card is donomic and should only be used when absolutely necessary or in an emergency.

by [e-mail] May 6, 2009