A child or infant who is the bane of childfree people everywhere.
Refers to loud, smarmy, asshole brats named 'Connor', 'Porter', and 'Brittany' who have usually been birthed by clueless, dipshit parents.
Refers to loud, smarmy, asshole brats named 'Connor', 'Porter', and 'Brittany' who have usually been birthed by clueless, dipshit parents.
"Beth took advantage of her company's maternity leave absence by squeezing out yet another crotch dropping"
by Flaza May 13, 2006
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Guy 1: "Was that a squirrel on that guys sweatpants?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"
by drewreeper November 28, 2011
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by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006
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by JSicks November 5, 2010
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"Come we cotch here"
by Pietro February 9, 2005
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Why do some parents insist on bringing their screaming crotch trophy with them to five-star restaurants? I have three small kids and have the social decency to get a babysitter when going someplace nice. Kids are cute, but come on! This isn't Burger King!
by efie30 January 2, 2009
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