pie charter

A negative term used among geeks, especially in the data visualization community, for a person who is not very clever and/or tends to slack off.

The origin of the word is that a pie chart is an overused and frequently ineffective way to display information and statistics. Someone who uses a lot of pie charts is narrow-minded, lazy and stupid.

He did a very poor job on that project. What a pie charter!

Don't be a pie charter! You said you would clean the house today so do it.

by datarockstar August 25, 2013

Chonk chart

A scientifically accurate scale to measure the chonkiness of a cat.

Leo is very fat, he's high on the chonk chart.

by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

cheated on

In a relationship defined in power relations of dependence or obligation of 2 or more people where one or more people cheat on the other member/s of the set by performing sexual acts or committing effort unbeknownst, with members outside the set. The innocent parties are hence "cheated on". The guilty ones are then classified as "bastards" or "whores" in social contexts.

Of all the things to do, to have come all the way here just to get cheated on? Honestly. I hope they get a straight path to herpes hell.

by norestforthewicked June 21, 2005

Charton

A self-made water bong out of used, half a litre plastic bottle and preferably a pen as a socketholder. Name originated in the mid 2000's from the legendary Billy Bong Thornton when it was realized a "Billy Bong" made by amateurs needed a slightly altered name.

Shall we relax with Charton?

by Matthew.T January 12, 2009

black men don't cheat

The factual understanding amongst most intellectual people that that those of black ethnicity do not cheat on their partners. The only thing they may do is slip up from time to time. Cheating is a phenomenon unique only to the other races of the world and black women .

"Did you know Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce?"
"He couldn't have because black men don't cheat, he only slipped up"

by aguzejr December 30, 2017

Chartreuse

A shade of yellow green reminiscent of willow leaves emerging in the spring.

She wore a chartreuse mini with an aubergine feather boa.

by grassmoon March 15, 2004

Cheat List

A list of people that you or your partner can have sex with without consequences. The list is composed of women or men that are attractive or a celebrity.

Girl: Ok, so we're done the cheat list

Boy: WTF?!?! Justin Bieber?

Girl: Ya he's hot

Boy: I'm breaking up with you

by Jimmy Balmar March 3, 2010