dream catcher

A dream catcher is another name for the underwear/boxers/panties during a wet dream. When a male is sleeping and has a wet dream his underwear/boxers will catch the cum allowing for little mess. When a female is sleeping and has a wet dream her panties will become very moist and not allow the juicy goodness to run down her thighs.

Adam woke up early Thursday morning after a steamy dream of his friend Theresa, but when he reached down to adjust himself he felt the stickiness of his load on his dream catcher. All Adam could do is smile and think how it would have felt if he blew his load in Theresa.

by Jeff Briggs April 27, 2013

Matchelorette

noun. Title given to single females using online dating as a primary means of meeting potential future husbands. May also be used as part of a woman's professional dating title found on either her personal or professional business card, as in "The Ultimate Matchelorette."

"How many matchelorettes have you dated before meeting me?"--perhaps used during a face-to-face meeting with matchelor.

by Stephanya September 12, 2005

chavvy catcher

one who catches chavvies (i.e the police).

oh no chavvy catchers are out again them fooking chav theives must be about.

by blues hat January 1, 2005

frog catcher

A person who catches frogs, preferably in customised vinyl macs and wellies, with a helmet, and net.

Leah and Lucay are the best frog catchers in town. Leah makes the outfits.

by Lucay October 3, 2005

coconut catcher

a typical black person or of the ethnic variety

look at this coconut catcher bruup brrup what a coon!!

by johnous boyous May 20, 2008

crumb catcher

big boobs that catch crumbs or other bits of food falling from ones mouth. males or females can have crumb catchers.

dude your crumb catchers will be working overtime at the buffet.

mom you got a little schmutz on the crumb catchers.

that tshirt really shows off your crumb catchers bob.

wow check out the crumb catchers on that hottie.

by czv August 28, 2007

Queef catcher

A man or female orally willing to accept another womans airy vaginal discharge in the hopes of seeking sexual pleasure.

Last night on the phone ,my boyfriend heard my sputtering bologna lipped cunt releasing stank ass pussy farts . The next thing I knew , my door opened , and there he was. That dirty queef catcher couldnt wait for a mouthful of chum .

by MIKE G C/O 96 September 5, 2006