Schroedingers Cardinal

The tendency of the Arizona Cardinals to look good only to be absolute garbage when people start to consider them as contenders.

Person 1: Hey, did you see the 1-11-1 Lions absolutely murder the Cardinals?
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal

by nocturne32100 December 19, 2021

Joane Cardinal Schubert Highschool

Dumb nigga school

“Yo you go to Joane Cardinal Schubert highschool”
“No”

by I eat dog chocolate March 8, 2025

cardinal mendoza

When a male or female takes a shit in their partners bellt button.

I was on the job amd needed to go. So i whipped out and had a cardinal mendoza on her.

by 666god666 November 3, 2017

Miss cardinal

A RE teacher who doesn't believe in God odd however she is ssssssoooooooo lit she let's us watch Dr pill in class legend

Omg bro Yr so a miss cardinal

by The dark dude April 20, 2019

bodie Cardine

A skinny guy who likes to crack a few jokes. However he can charm your parents and win over your teacher in a second. He will also claim to be sweet but will dump a girl in a second. Most people his age will call him a trouble maker and think he’s a silly goose. He’s also a avid gambler

Bodie: hello Ms, how was your day
Teacher: it was quite fine BODIE cardine!

Bodie: why don’t you have 40$ to gamble hm..

by A man with a Plan April 22, 2024

Georgian Cardinal

When two consenting adults agree to an extreme act during a sexual encounter, where the female turns on a ceiling fan, then ties herself down to the bed. The male ties a rope around his stomach and suspends himself to a ceiling fan, the starts defecating all over the room, aiming towards the women’s chest. The spinning will make the man vomit on the women from the concurred dizziness. During this the man will yell ‘Cuh Caw!’ in order to fully embrace himself as a cardinal, then will get himself down from the ceiling, and continue sexual intercourse accordingly.

Hey Nancy, let’s run the ol’ Georgian Cardinal! I already have the rope ready.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

cardinal drinker

A cardinal drinker is part of an elite group of drinkers who had to go through a series of strenuous test to achieve this level of fuckery. Don't drink against them because your night will end very badly

Jake: Did you hear one of clints friends challenged Zach to a drink off?

Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can

by BeerChugger June 22, 2016