Capaldiitus

The illness one gets when you listen to too many songs by that Scottish Lewis Capaldi fella. Symptoms can include nose bleeds, ear ache, general grumpiness and extreme flatulence

Paul: “Graeme, you seen Sam today?”
Graeme: “I saw him running for the door after turning off the radio. I think his Capaldiitus is playing up again”

by DoucheMcDoucheFace October 3, 2019

cahase

a cool guy who does jumping jacks on webcam. also known as chase

Aleri: yo did you see cahase today?
Matt: yeah he was so cool doing jumping jacks on webcam.
Both: cahase is lit.

by mmuff13 December 7, 2020

Capalator

Basically a lie detector but I call it the cap detector or the capalator. 🧢

Can someone please! hand me my capalator 🧢cause I know this nigga lying/joking right now 😭💀 😂 ‼️

by itzreemyagreatgrandpa July 16, 2021

Calhan

He is a brilliant friend, there is no one quite like him. He's witty and very brave. Might consider himself an army brat but that is just one of many great things he can be defined as. He likes beef jerky, but strangely enough the aroma is comforting it can be explained so don't argue about this. There is so much more I'd like to say but like it's better short and sweet.

Everyone felt ill when the familiar scent of Calhan was gone.

Some Guy: I feel like scheiße!
Chad: Don't say that, remember bros for life!
Principal probably: watch your profanity!

by I promise I've been a good boy July 26, 2021

Cacha

A cigarette/cigar or cannabis inhalation hit. Expression commonly used in certain areas of The Islands of Puerto Rico.

"Cabr*n, dame una cacha o te lo piensas mamar to,!?"

"Motherf*ckr let me take a “Cacha” or you gonna suck !?"

by redboricua April 18, 2022

Blaximum Capacity

When you've reached the maximum number of black people in a room or especially an elevator.

Sorry Tyrone, we have reached our blaximum capacity for this elevator. You have to wait til the next one.

by RezaWrekt May 14, 2015

fLuX cApAcItOr

These are what car enthusiasts (typically mustang owners) like to put on their cars in order for their cars to be able to shoot flames from the exhaust tip(s).

Daric thinks he’s cool due to his flux capacitor powered 5.0 mustang

by Issav8 April 23, 2019