pringle canning

(v.) To take a shit of such enormity and structural integrity that it is capable of straddling the hole in a dry toilet.

"Benson's in there pringle canning the goddamn toilet again."

by Captain Coffee January 16, 2017

cabnicreep

the structural condition on which the closing of one kitchen cabinet causes anther to open

as i closed the cabinet door, the top one opened, creating a scene of cabnicreep.

by Jhulianase December 23, 2009

Candimate

Recruitment Term, a candidate who can also throw up some business leads and is an all round good guy!

Keith Smith fixed me up with an awesome leade into the company I have been targeting, hes my candimate!

also see Candihate

by do-you-want-to-buy-a-vowl December 9, 2010

CANDITUDE

CANDITUDE IS A TERM USED TO DEFINE AN ATTITUDE IN LIFE THAT REFLECTS AN "I CAN DO IT" SPIRIT. AN APPROACH TO LIFE THAT SAYS I AM UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF ACTIVITIES , I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD DO BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE ALWAYS HAD DONE THEM FOR ME.

MY COUSIN'S WIFE RECENTLY LOST HIM TO CANCER, AND IN THE PAST YEAR HAS REFUSED TO NOT GIVE IN TO THE DESIRE TO HAVE OTHERS HELP WITH ROUTINE CHORES THAT MY COUSIN PERFORMED ON A DAILY BASIS. HER ATTITUDE, IS "I CAN DO THIS" AND SHE SAYS SO QUITE VOCALLY. MY WIFE HAS ALSO TAKEN ON A SIMILAR ATTITUDE TO TAKE ON MORE OF MY DAILY CHORES AND SHE ALSO HAS THE "CANDITUDE'

by joe palooka October 29, 2012

Candian Wet Willie

When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup

Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.

by Tom_V October 31, 2012

candidily

When you make it look like you didn’t know there was a camera in a room.

Adina looked so candidily in that prom picture. She looked so can-don’t-ily when eating ice cream.

by Candidily May 13, 2018

Camnii

Anyone that is named camnii is kind smart and is beautiful

Is your name camnii cause you are bad

by Lolidontlikeu December 31, 2019