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Angry Callum

When small Callum gets angry. Which is often!!!
Tilly: you’re angry
Callum: I’m notttt ANGRYYY!!!

*said in an angry manor* (eyebrows scrunched up)
Tilly: oh it’s Angry Callum
by Massivelad March 30, 2019
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Callum.
A man who is highly intelligent, kind of cute but can sometimes make him self look like a shaggy dog, so he rarely likes to
Groom .He cares a lot but sometimes to much, doesn't like to be in uncomfortable situations for to long, Not a big drinker but when drunk tends to be the loudest most cheerful guy. 
He is sometimes stupid when trying to fit in. Has lost of friends but doesn't like many, hes more of a follower then a leader.
Callum is a true friends and simply amazing but thinks hes a god
by Used1105 December 31, 2011
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a.k.a Cal Cal <3
Nathan Sykes look-alike, lovely person, always has something nice to say and is always hilarious!
Freaky fit, and a gorgeous gentleman ;)
All round perfect guy!
Girl 1: How was your date last night?
Girl 2: It was amazing, he was perfect!
Girl 1: Ahhh, must have been a Callum
by GossipGoat November 27, 2012
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To send strangers or people you barely know graphic pictures of your anus.
I was minding my own business the other day when some stranger callumed me. I was offended and called the police.
by joshmc81 March 2, 2019
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General Fitty! Tends to be really good in bed and has the biggest penis for his age. As soon as you see Calum, you fall in love with his dreamy eyes straight away, he’s body is amazingly toned and he is not afraid to tell you his feelings. Might drop a dick pic or two, but with a simple snapchat you can fall in love with Calum instantly. His dirty talks send girls insane and make them want him even more. He’s not afraid to do anything with girls and is generally a straight lad. If you get calum, he will treat you like a princess and make sure all you’ve ever wanted is catered for. Even though his dirty mind will drive you insane he is the gentleman of the block. Although Calum may act like he likes you at times, sometimes he’s just using you for a bit of fun so be careful. Every girl wants calum. He’s just so perfect!
Chelsea-“Hey louise, have you seen Calum around today?”
Louise-No but you should have seen the snaps he sent me last night. Pure sexiness! I think I really like him this time.”
by Chelsea A.x April 14, 2019
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Callum is the type of person who would rather survive on porn then food, he cant last a day without a quick wank. He’s one of those people you don't want in your dm’s.
Yo was Callum in ur dm’slast night,
by Johnaustin October 19, 2019
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