How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Not as much as chuck Norris

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Answer not as much as chuck Norris

by Djs May 16, 2012

If I could I would

If I could fuck I would fuck

I told Ashley the other day on snap If I could I would

by Happyfingers123 November 02, 2021

how could i be homophobic

my bitch is gay

"Ew, you're homophobic"

"how could i be homophobic?"

"You just are.

"My bitch is gay though."

...

"what"

by that would be your mother September 20, 2022

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

by Bee M September 21, 2014

I mean, I could be down

A way to express a possible interest in... anything.

I mean, I could be down to write an example.

by SASteamer May 14, 2010

Face only a fist could love

A little like 'face only a mother could love', but worse. Someone whose appearance instantly provokes immediate thoughts of very violent acts. You'd probably be doing them a favour, in fact.

as per "that (insert name here)'s got a face only a fist could love"

Examples:
Sonia off Eastenders
Any Liverpool fan
The sort of bloke who walks around town without a shirt on. (classless scum)

by Androsbeardinho June 07, 2007

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.

Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 12, 2011