Mid-Coitus

During fornication; in the midst of intercourse; while you fuck.

I was so drunk when I fucked her that I realized I wasn't wearing a rubber mid-coitus.

by bigbird787 March 4, 2010

Comfterble

An idiot's way of saying comfortable

This sofa is so comfterble

by awmm October 1, 2016

Vomit Comet

1. Multi engine jet plane capable of sustaining dives long enough to simulate weightlessness; primarily used for astronaut training and films like Apollo 13.

They call it the Vomit Comet because it streaks across the sky and makes you lose your lunch.

by jonny mac June 9, 2004

comic-con

a place where comic book fans have fun dress up get some pretty kewl freebies for like 4 days and if you mock comic-con your an idiot who's probably never even been to comic-con

i went to comic-con 2006 dress up as sakura from naruto and got a bunch of free shit and people took my picture

by buttongirl August 13, 2006

Coitus Maximus

Coy-tuss maxy-muss Def 1) A long bout of sexual intercourse.
Def 2) The Xbox Live Gamertag of the "Jack of All Games"

After dating Peter for several months, Shelly finally gave in to his demands and emabarked upon a 3 hour session of "Coitus Maximus".

by Chas. March 10, 2008

comic book guy

In the Simpsons episode following Superbowl XXXIX, the Comic Book Guy tells Ned Flanders that his real name is Jeff Albertson.

Jeff Albertson, owner of the Android's Dungeon, was known as The Comic Book Guy for years.

by Thomas February 7, 2005

Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.

by Phoenix January 31, 2004