roman candle

When a hot air balloon loses all its air and streamers to the ground. It's a horrific sight.

At the Balloon Fiesta there was a horrible accident with one balloon doing a roman candle.

by dwied July 20, 2009

roman candle

The act of insertion of a small projectile (e.g., peanut, dried bean, apple pie-flavored jelly belly jellybean) into the male urethra through the tip of the penis for the purpose of increased stimulation during masturbation and the added effect of rapid projection upon ejaculation.

Dude! Red just knocked over your mom's picture! Yeah, the one on the other side of the room! Doin' the Roman Candle, how else?

by Willie Joe May 14, 2005

The Candle Maker

The act of penetrating the ear canal, when ones penis is adequately covered in ear wax resembling a candle. Once constructed one may light whenever desired for a romantic fellatio session.

Mike gave Kendall a raunchy sweaty one of those "The Candle Maker" on top of the May Tag dryer.

by WESLHMASTERHOLDTIGHTMEN April 02, 2010

Candle Eater

When you light a candle in her ass, let it dry, then eat the wax out later.

I pulled a candle eater on that bitch Sandra.

by candle eater 123 January 17, 2020

ass candle

Fecal matter

BRB taking a massive ass candle

by sexyburrito July 05, 2015

Candle in the Window

Best coffee based mixed drink EVER--

2 oz light rum
2 tsp bourbon whiskey
1 tsp dark creme de cacao
1 tsp cherry brandy
4 oz hot coffee
2 oz heavy cream

Combine the alcohols and coffee in an Irish coffee glass/cup. Pour cream over the back of a spoon so it floats on the surface.

A Candle in the Window is the perfect way to start any day.

by aremkay October 12, 2008

bum candle

a person like ryan arias berricol who plays with yu gi oh cards and action figures when he is age 15.hahahahahaha a ginger bum candle !!!

think of the gayist person u know and double it

by james stafford April 22, 2005