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buttcrumb

A turtle head that has gone too far and is now held betwixt thou cheeks until such time that thou is prepared to drop the buttcrumb in its final destination.
Where is the nearest waste receptacle? I need to rid myself of this buttcrumb
by lindseynotmelo July 3, 2012
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Buttcrumbs

The residue flakes or sand like material left after having sex or not showering for a couple of days, usually off ones butt.
1. Damn, look at your buttcrumbs all over the bed, you shower?

2. After we had sex, the bed felt like sandpaper with all the buttcrumbs.
by Theoddfather June 1, 2015
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Butterboard

A form of poultry torture treatment, most commonly used by Kentucky Fried Chicken. Similar to waterboarding, but with melted clarified butter. This contributes to the flavor and juiciness that KFC is well known for. This process has been identified as one of the best ways to instigate the release of hormones related to fear and stress, one of the Colonel's seven secret spices.
The chickens were subjected to butterboarding and forced to watch hours and hours of video from the slaughter of their ancestors .
by jcizzles October 19, 2015
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Butterboarding

Verb - A commonly used process in the torture of poultry, very similar to waterboarding but with clarified butter instead of water. This process is very popular with Kentucky Fried Chicken and contributes in the production of stress and fear hormones, rumored to be one of Colonel Sander's seven secret spices.
Chickens at the KFC plant go through approximately 20 minutes of butterboarding per day , which helps keep the meat juicy and delicious.
by jcizzles October 21, 2015
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butterbinger

When you eat snacks while making a snack
Steve, Joey, Bobby, Shane, and Sammy Are all butterbingers at 2:20 pm
by Pimpdaddy139 November 19, 2016
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butterball dicking

Having a sex with a guy who’s penis smells like popcorn and butter on the floor of a movie theater!
His dicked smelled awful, I think I got some butterball dicking
by KingPey November 17, 2017
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Butterball

Wow look at butterball asking lee for sex haha
by Katielxo November 13, 2019
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