Iron Buttcheek

1.Buttcheek that can withstand any crap you take.

2. buttcheek that can take any kind of pressure

3.an ass that can kick your ass

Guy 1: "Man I just took a HUGE crap"
Guy 2: "Good thing you have iron buttcheeks!"

by Thedawg4life October 18, 2012

Buttcrack soufflé

A childcare worker named Tyra.
A soufflé of buttcracks.

I made Tyra my buttcrack soufflé.

by Mohave July 3, 2019

buttcheeks is jorm

U.S. Slang, meaning it's all good, copacetic, everything is copacetic. Can also mean "okay." Generally a response to "sup", "how's it hangin?", "how are things?", "how are you?", "Are you?"

alternate spellings and forms: Jormy

Originated in California, but spread throughout the U.S. The large scale dissimenation of the saying was due mostly to the touring band Snowglobe who used the phrase quite frequently and named a song after it.

Q: "How have things been?"
A: "ehh. buttcheeks is jorm"

Q: "Did you get that job you interviewed for?"
A: "Yeah, I did."
Q: "What's it like? are you happy with the pay, benefits, etc?"
A: "Buttcheeks is Jorm."

Q: "how are things in the dirty south"
A: "Jormy!"

by Brad Postlethwaite August 19, 2006

BCB (buttcrack bugeks)

Saving and holding in all your flatulents of the week and not wiping your crack all week dump after dump after dump. Then at the end of the week releasing the torturous and unfathomable odor amongst as many people in one room as possible, with no air conditioning on, all doors shut, and all windows locked

Someone take me to the hospital now because Brett just released a brutal BCB (buttcrack bugeks)

by Bugekins July 6, 2007

soggy buttcheek

An unintelligent person who commits atrocious acts against others, not realizing the folly of their actions until later.

"My college professor gave us a quiz two days before the final on brand new material, and then sent us an e-mail apologizing for it but refusing to change the grades. He is such a soggy buttcheek!"

by Danielle ;D April 30, 2009

Peanut Butter and Buttcheeks

when there is a significant amount of peanut butter between one's buttcheeks and the partner licks the buttcheeks and then moves toward the area of the crack.

Get your booty over here and lets do some peanut butter and buttcheeks.

by Briceps May 23, 2011

buttcrack bandit

When a male is trying to copulate with a female in the traditional way i.e (penis enters vagina) when a mistake in the placing of the penis results in the male thrusting in the buttcrack of the woman resulting in embarassment and no stimulation for the female.

Yeah I fucked her! Not like that asshole chuck who was drunk as shit and just pounded her poop gully. What a buttcrack bandit!

by acipi dobb November 10, 2003