suicide bummer

Catching AIDS is a common modus mortem for the suicide bomber.

Pass the AZT, I was recruited as a suicide bummer.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

bummerdog

A dog that is hormonally confused and is dependent on inserting its erect canine penis into the anus of another dog or human.

Luke was sexually inactive for many years until he bought a bummerdog from his local pet store and has proceeded in engaging the animal in its anal activities.

by Tonyman November 17, 2007

Bummer

Oral sex given by a homeless person.

That hobo chick at that mission gives the best bummers in town.

by bayou_rhythm June 18, 2011

Sheep Bummer

Also known as Stephen Butler.

You are a Stephen Butler

by Richard August 1, 2004

Bummer

When getting a handjob or blowjob you also get a finger in your bum.

WHOA a finger in my ass.... what a bummer!

by RuZilla October 24, 2009

BUMMER

A bummer lamb is an orphaned baby sheep that has to be fed with formula from a bottle. When you call someone by their name and add bummer, it means they don't like crowds and prefer to stay much to themselves.

The silly bummer won't go to the football game because of the crowds.

Christy bummer rather watch old movies on netflix than go to the theater, wait in long lines of people, and have to sit by strangers.

by Zoie Blue January 4, 2009

Bummey

Maladjusted tanner that lives with his mom and uses her credit card to play Everquest. So reviled on Cazic Thule he had to switch to a gimp server. Likes to cyber n00bs for gear. Won the Sticky Keyboard Award 1998-2003, 2004. Pretends to be a hipster doofus but is just a griefer asshole.

I saw a real life pic of Bummey, man he has pasty skin and lots of zits. I hate that fucker.

by F.O.B. March 23, 2005