buffet regret

The gross feeling upon completion of any nasty Buffet. Frequently related to trying to "get your money's worth," usually through consumption of multiple helpings of slimy pizza, dry chicken, fried potatoes, and soft serve ice cream atop a brownie.

Sick feeling often continues until a large bowel movement occurs.

We rocked Hometown Buffet Saturday, but I had the worst buffet regret after.

by Coupon Kid December 9, 2008

Buffeticide

Some one who is killing themselves slowly from MSG by eating massive amounts of food at the Asian Buffet everyday because it is cheap. See also Ancient Chinese Secret.

Guy 1: "Larry donesn't look so good"
Guy 2: "Of course not, he's been committing buffeticide everyday at Tom Foo's Clean All-day Eatery".
Guy 1: "Poor Bastard will be dead in a week. The General Tsao's Chicken IS good, though".

by Laxboo March 5, 2011

wang buffet

a place, ie party, that is filled soley with men and has a severe lack of females. (also known as 'sausage fest')

man 1 - dude, you gunna go to steve's party?

man 2 - nah, last time it was a complete wang buffet!

man 1 - oh, screw that, im no poo pirate!

by JAKE.TO.THE.NEWT May 31, 2010

creampie buffet

when a female gets inseminated in the vagina, mouth and anus at the same time

'I have never cringed as much as when i saw my mom get a creampie buffet in that old 80's porno'

by trojun February 11, 2020

Ringworm Buffet

A retarded defintion, mostly because Ringworm is not caused by parasitic infection, but by fungi. Also, ringworm is not limited to the anal area. Most likely Al Morrowfield was thinking of tapeworm or pinworm.

Al Morrowfield is an idiot.

by EJL March 17, 2004

Buffet Shirt

A loose, short sleeve, button down shirt, the entire fabric of which, including the sleeves, collar, and back, is silk screened with an image, generally an epic action scene such as a wolf surrounded by lightning or a character or action scene from a comic book or cartoon. Often times, however, it features flames, spider webs, or something else lame. Termed "buffet shirt" because it is generally worn by fat people, and eating at buffets is a favorite activity of all fat people.

"That fat fuck is wearing a spider man buffet shirt"

by Sir Gregor April 21, 2009

Grief Buffet

(n.) Food brought to the bereaved after the death of a loved one, typically by friends, church members, and others from the community. Usually consists of comfort foods such as macaroni. Almost always includes chocolate cake and sub sandwich platters.

I felt guilty enjoying the chocolate cake from the grief buffet after my grandmother died.

by Mary Frances September 6, 2008