bollucks

A common mispelling of bollocks

bollucks, i spelt bollocks with a 'u'

by mikespooner June 10, 2007

its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock

Basically applied to any retard who does some Jackass or Dirty Sanchez stuff, and usually, the mature person like a parent or police officer or care worker etc will say it.

"Officer, i was only doing a grind on that rusty fence with a rickety skateboard near that used needle heap because it was funny.
"Yeah, Well its all fun and games til someone loses a bollock."

by btardia February 4, 2008

Bollocks

Balls or testicles

never mind the bollocks, here's the sex pistols

by Ken December 1, 2002

bollucks

Rubbish, Crap, Bullshit, A load of crap

Pronounced - BALL-UH-CKS

(Guy 1) - I robbed a bank this mornin'

(Guy 2) - Bollucks!! You were asleep on your mom's sofa this mornin'!

by I say bollucks a lot January 22, 2009

absolute bollocks

An expression of disbelief or disagreement

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!

by motocycologist May 23, 2009

Fizzy Bollocks

A sensation of tingling in the testes which persists after the cessation of the stimulus. Originally attributed to the pilots of hovercraft; sometimes used by skateboarders after skating for a prolonged period on an unusually rough surface.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.

The Channel is so rough today that Dover to Calais run gave me a right case of the fizzy bollocks

by K Collins January 30, 2008

Chest Bollocks

Reference to women's breasts.

Oi Dave! look at the chest bollocks on that!!

by TrickyDicky1974 July 28, 2011