Bathing a Dirty Sloth

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"

by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017

face bitching

bitching in a whining fashion on facebook and nobody really cares.

face bitching status update: aw....i have to go to work AGAIN!? why me?

by amanda2169 September 29, 2010

Water Breathing Dragon

When you insert a hose in the rectum/vaginal cavity and turn it on.

I can’t wait to try the Water Breathing Dragon with my girl.

by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021

Branching Tree

When a man or woman(if they are in to that)
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.

My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.

by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009

fire-breathing vagina

A vagina that gives the best sex until after the orgasm. It then proceeds to shoot fire out of itself and burn away any of your manhood.

I was just done fucking her when her pussy started shooting out fire. Now i'm a she.

by schlumpmaster October 25, 2003

bird bathing

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.

I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.

by Meow's girl May 9, 2010

Bathing

1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.

"Bathing is such a wonderful thing."

by Cuckooo March 4, 2009