blessed era

The era in which max Holloway is beating the fuck out of everybody

Max: what era is it?
Audience: blessed era!

by Blessed era April 9, 2019

Mixed Blessing

A mixed drink with 4 parts wine and 1 part whiskey

The Mixed Blessing is a drink that lives up to its name. Just add 4 parts wine and 1 part whiskey for a truly memorable (and perhaps unmemorable) event.

by Duluthian November 8, 2011

Anal Blossom

When you fist a girl's asshole and open your hand when your hand is fully in her ass.

Wow he just anal blossomed her ass!

by DonkeyDicks121 December 22, 2020

orange lotus blossom

n.
regurgitation pattern native to Korea.

After an evening of excessive kimchi and soju, hurler should bend at the waist until head and torso are parallel to the floor. Regurgitated correctly, the undigested stomach contents should splatter into the recognizable lotus flower blossom pattern; should also retain some red pepper highlights and its strong characteristic sojufied kimchi odor.

Young-Jae ran passed the men's restroom and the trash can to plant an orange lotus blossom on the lobby's polished marble floor before staggering outside to hail a taxi.

by gemfinder October 14, 2009

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.

"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"

by TheMailManSmith May 23, 2018

Count yo Blessings

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs

John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings

by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020

Blossom

Blossom is the definition of perfection. With a face as gorgeous as the stars and a body as hot as the sun you can't move passed her without noticing. She's a friend you would die to have. Extremely caring to the ones that truly matter. Making her family proud is definitely her number one priority. She's God fearing,smart, open minded,funny in a weird way with a personality that stands out. She's not afraid to tell the truth and defends what she believes in firmly. She loves love and yearns to find her perfect match as she struggles with trust issues. She gives the best advice but never actually applies them to her own affairs. Lets not forget everyone envies her bomb sense of style. She would be a fashion icon in a couple of years.

As a girlfriend she's the total package. Cute,smart and funny. She's not exactly romantic but tries to be when with the right person plus she's a terrific kisser. She can be extremely fun when you trigger that side of her.

John: woah! Who's that ?
Ryan: that's blossom man, She's the total package.

by Youknowiknow June 3, 2018