berther

A person who avoids at all costs any possible contact with society's lunatic fringe. A berther intentionally establishes a wide 'berth' between him- or herself and groups like the birthers and other crazies.

The reasons for becoming a berther may include maintaining one's sanity, protecting one's self and others, including the lunatic fringe, and preserving one's faith in mankind.

Person 1: *eyes glazed over* "uuuggghhhh....uuughhhh.... I've just been reading the reader's comments on foxnews.com...." *collapses to the floor, twitching*

Person 2: "Man, you really should become a berther...that shit'll kill ya."

Nearby Scientologist: "Dude, you said it. What a bunch of crazies." *Sips the kool-aid*

Person 2: *coldcocks him*

by Methuselah Honeysuckle July 28, 2009

beathany

The craziest ass hoe you will ever met and no matter the hair color blond as hell.

Damn she is such a beathany

by ¿¿¿ October 24, 2017

Dirty Bertha

When a man is with a large woman, and she reaches underneath her fat rolls to produce "Boob Schmega" and then procedes to slap him in the forehead with it.

When I commented on her size, she proceded to hit me with a dirty bertha-But I fucked her anyway!

by Bods July 1, 2006

Beibhinn

A drunken irish woman with hugemongous breasts.

Look at that Beibhinn!

by Grkn October 6, 2003

turd berth

a raging evil brown droppage

"and on the seventh day the lord let forth a flaming turd berth"

by Corey Blount March 29, 2003

Beitler

an event to get high, smoking some marijuana

"yo man after all these test we have to go to Jeff's house and Beitler"

by h-way December 10, 2008

Beitler

Beitler
an event to get high, smoking some marijuana

"yo man after all these test we have to go to Jeff's house and Beitler"

by h-way December 13, 2008