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t-barred

When riding a T-Bar ski lift and the T-Bar hits and injures you.
Mark got T-Barred at Brekenridge and now has a big welt on his chest.
by TheSkiier76 January 8, 2014
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The BarCode Triangle

The temporary disappearance of the barcode when you're at the self-checkout station in the supermarket. Despite your attempts to rotate the product around and around and upside down, you can't seem to find the barcode.
by Ae5Ea8 April 13, 2015
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Wiktoria Barcewicz

Born and raised in a bubble called Białystok in Poland, she is the polish version of (a) Becky. She grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth, so needless to say she's naive and thinks everything is made of sunlight and rainbows. She thinks she lights up people's lives and loves it when her friends call her sunshine. Truth is deep down her "besties" believe she has the dimmest future among all of them where she will be surrounded with fuckboys and VSCO girls. In fact, she is that cliché blonde girl in every movie who is so incredibly dumb that she can only think with her big, saggy tits.

She claims she can sing, but has the most annoying voice in the universe. She can't dance if her life depended on it either. She tilts her head everytime she jams to her favorite songs like a crack addict, which is pretty telling.

She tried becoming a consultant for a cosmetic line, which did not last long. It was a definite proof she is talentless no matter how much she calls it a success. Her IG page for the job couldn't gain any more than 100 followers. She didn't even earn that job, her amazing mom spoon feeds everything to her.

She has no personality and skill. She still lives with her parents at 21 and failed the entrance exam to her preferred University so she ended up going to UE.

A PSA from her "friends": we actually can't stand you. Please stop sucking up to us and calling all of us your best friends. Ooh na na eh, don't act like you know us.
1. Ms. Sienkiewicz, your friend Wiktoria Barcewicz was last seen at the beach looking like a tomato after trying to get a sun tan.

2. Hey dude, who's that sket with the wide ass manly shoulders?

Ah, that's Wiktoria. She wasn't invited to the party but here she is.

3. Wiktoria Barcewicz took part in debates, and her group would have won if her dumbass wasn't there. She wants to be a part of big committees, but doesn't have the set of skills for a leadership position so she just participates in activities as an ordinary student.
by kaliuchisluvrr July 13, 2020
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Fc Barcelona

One of, if not THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM EVER. Players like Maradona, Cryuff, Ronaldo Nazario, Henry, Neymar, Eto. And even players that graduated from their academy namely Iniesta, Xavi AND THE GREATEST FOOTBALLER OF ALL TIME Lionel Messi. They are particularly know from their 2009 seasons winning all six trophies and their play style the Tiki Taka. The legendary coach and Player Pep Guardiola used this to boost Barcelona into becoming The Greatest Club Ever.

They are based in Spain, Barcelona with the biggest football stadium known as Camp Nou. They have a large fanbase and they are some times called "Barca".
Did you watch Fc Barcelona yesterday, Ronaldo didn't have a chance!

Fc Barcelona are the Champions Of Europe!
by AMN0210 November 22, 2021
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dutch barcode

the act of ejaculating into a woman's (or man's) anus as they being to take a massive shit. while both ingredients are flowing out of the butt hole, the man who initially ejaculated licks between the cheeks and swallows the goods.
I got a dutch barcode last night, i still can't use the toilet.
by Tyler Mulvenna November 25, 2010
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Barcelona

Simply the best team to ever play the game. Jesus was sent from Heaven only to play for Barcelona. Make other teams orally imbibe testicular organs and the like. Home of those who like to keep it straight. Not the home of sheeple that flock to fascist Real Madrid or suck Cristiano Ronaldo's dick.
Did you see Barcelona lose? Trick question. Barcelona never lose and only know how to win. Be champions.
by Blowsmen March 5, 2009
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bared

Can only be done by males. To do a handstand completely naked behind a door with your legs supported by the wall around the door. The gooch should be right in the face of the unsuspecting person opening the door
Seth: Dude, Parker was acting like a totally punk.
Jacob: I should have bared him.
Seth: Yea
by kingfishmao August 8, 2005
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