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El BJ

What every man has sought after since the beginning of time. The strongest movement in America of course taking ocurrence during the Lyndon B. Johnson era. El BJ is the ultimate unequalable supreme blowjob. Known by scientists as apocalyptic in nature, El BJ could possibly result in the end of the world by means of a large white explosion.
Even presidents sought after El BJ, Bill Clinton even tried for it in the Office
by Nykwil June 22, 2007
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bj bandit

girls that constantly give bjs, she's down to suck D, especially when drunk
that one girls a real bj bandit at the parties
by james ready October 23, 2011
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No TJ No BJ

Refers to the Call of Duty player Thomas Haly (TJHaly). Basically, this phrase doesnt have any real significance but its funny as fuck. I actually created this phrase on Zoomaa's "The Flank" podcast live stream lmao.
*TJHaly goes 12-0 on Moscow SnD*

Live chat: "No TJ no BJ"
by WiiZZarddd March 10, 2021
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bj mouth

when a girls mouth feels discomfort the days following giving a blowjob to a massive dick, or just giving a lot of head in general
Wow, I gave 4 guys head yesterday! Now I have the worst bj mouth in the world! Ugh.
by yourmom987654321234 January 4, 2009
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BJ Queen

A term describing a girl who gives blow jobs to just about anybody at any time.

Often a BJ Queen will give several blow jobs to different guys at a junior high or high school party.
Jaimie set herself up in Bob's room during his party last week and gave a BJ to anybody who wanted one. She's the BJ Queen of our middle school.

I went to her late in the party. She was a mess. She had her top off as well as her skirt. There was cum in her hair, on her chest, and her panties were covered as well. She asked if I wanted her to swallow or if I wanted to cum on her tits or her panties. After she swallowed my load I asked her how she could do so many guys without her mouth getting tired and she said that she loved doing it so it didn't bother her.
by BRD July 27, 2005
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breakfast BJ

When you wake up to a girl giving you head.
"I love it when Amber wakes me up in the morning with a breakfast BJ."
by Han4321 March 19, 2008
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prison bj

A blowjob given after the recipient of the penis has had his or her front teeth punched out.
My gums still hurt from that prison bj I gave last week.
by Dylan J January 7, 2008
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