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high-altitude drunk

Noun: Coming from a city or place relatively close to sea level to one of a higher altitude, you:
1. Need to consume less alcohol to get drunk
2. Drink the same amount as "usual" and are HAMMERED
3. Drink on top of a mountain and get progressively drunker as you decend the mountain (particularly at a high rate of speed, such as on skis or a snowboard).
4. Drinking on the roof of a sky-scraper. Baller.

Synonyms: hot-tub drunk; sauna drunk; desert drunk
1. "We stopped at the airport bar in Denver during our lay over and I fell off my bar stool after pounding one beer"

2. "Psh, I've only had like 4 shots. I haven't thrown up from drinking in YEARS! That shi... (HUAGHHHHhhphtppbl...)

3. "3 beers at the summit bar and I had a good buzz on, then I couldn't get my skiblades off at the bottom. Just walked to the bathroom with 'em on."

4. "It's going to be nice out, come up to my rooftop to get high-altitude drunk."
by Lets Winter March 30, 2013
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flat attitude

A flat attitude comes from the A Bad Attitude is like a Flat Tire quote. A bad attitude from a person who can't let something go, no matter how long ago or truthful it really is.
Person 1: Taylor Swift's had such a flat attitude in her acceptence speech at the Grammys.
Person 2: Yeah. Wasn't the whole feud between Kanye and her years ago?
by AnAverageGrammarNazi September 10, 2016
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Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes
2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude
“Guy 2: Same bro!”
by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022
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fix the attitude

A phrase that parents, bosses, and teachers use when they feel for whatever reason that their kid/employee is acting out and that he or she needs to be shown who's in charge and get in line. A way of defining oneself as being at the top of the food chain
Kid: I might as well fail that test on Friday because I don't really need this course anyways
Teacher: Fix the attitude, buster!
by mario() July 22, 2015
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lil dick attitude

When guys like my boyfriend get all sensitive and wimpy and cheesy and gushy they bring out their lil dick attitude which withholds no confidence or sexuality. He may have a big dick but his attitude boy is that of a lil dicker.
Man by boy was fucking me but then his lil dick attitude got in the way and he starting crying tears of appreciation
by Peaches Facts of The Day January 21, 2018
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altituded

Being high on drugs while in flight on an airplane.
"How was the flight to Sacramento?"
"Great, dude. I was so altituded!"
by ubba... July 10, 2007
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Club Altitude

when a group of people at a party, or some type or social gathering, get souped when a techno song comes on.
Guy 1: This party sucks! Let's get Club Altitude!
*Techno song plays*
Guy 2: This party is the shit. . Club Altitude is here!
by Demsy May 12, 2008
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