assjacket

Someone that is a dip shit. A habitual one upper, covered in a jacket of ass. assjacket Assjacket

An assjacket is a person who makes up stories that are always similar to others, yet unbelievable, just to be the one upper.

by jpizz6981 August 17, 2015

assiack

The act of pooping in a males foreskin. Eventually the foreskin looking like a water ballon on a garden tap.

" Did you tounge punch her fart box?"
" Nah, she assiacked me instead"

by Assiack September 9, 2016

ashrack

An Ashrack is a sex position when you fuck some ugly slut that you'll probably never see again. So at point of ejaculation, you ram your dick up her ass and explode inside her ass so hard it comes out her vagina

Oh god last night I did an ASHRACK and she kicked me out!

by DarkLol May 27, 2016

AssJacker

One who jacks her ass off by slapping it with a dildo

"did you see Becky?"
"Yeah she's such and AssJacker"

by TrumpsUglyMemes May 14, 2016

Assjack

Someone who makes assholes, ass-wipes, bitchasses, and asses seem like Holy Beings.

Dang, my science professor is such an assjack! Even Donald Trump seems like he could be the Pope!

by Ass In All The Above November 28, 2016

Asscrack hairstyle

The way in which one's ass hair is cut or arranged

-Did you try anal with Jenna last night?
-No way dude, her asscrack hairstyle is literally a spider web.

by nobodycaresm9 December 4, 2016

asscrack sandwich

A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.

Damn, Laqueesha gave me and Tyrone an asscrack sandwich last night, shit was lit as a mothafucca.

by hary dicksack March 10, 2017