applesauce enema

An applesauce enema is an insult said to, or wished on, someone who is a total dumbass.

"He needs an applesauce enema." "She deserves an applesauce enema."

by knowurkt December 7, 2013

applesauce

the sweat from an apple bottom

dude, she's been running around all day; I bet she's got mad applesauce

by princessdiane October 21, 2011

applesauce

Amazing Oral Sex that resembles the sound of applesauce. Not that weak dry mouth stuff, but the full fledged service job. As wet as a jar off applesauce. The key to a mans happiness. One of the most amazing things on earth. Yes, that is considered applesauce, my friend

Man... she had the sloppiest applesauce i've ever seen.

by I'm Not Frank February 11, 2014

applesauce

n. during anal when a girl cums out her apple bottom
v. applesauced

I fucked her ass so hard, bitch applesauced!

by JaimeeKinard December 24, 2007

applepussy

A fictitously expensive cologne worn by a miniature Snoop Dogg lookalike. This applepussy cologne wearing mini-snoop can be found usually outside gay night club lineups, and is known to cling on to gay men, usually transvestites, and claims to be too broke to pay his own way in. Once inside the club, he pulls out bundles of bills, and tries to impress people by claiming to be Whitney Houstons cousin. Applepussy wearers will also claim to have attempted to convince Whitney to leave Bobby Brown.

Yeah baby, I'm wearin' Applepussy...!

by Bobbie Brown June 5, 2007

appeasement

A desperate attempt to settle a dispute by pleasing someone.

The man was sent into appeasement as his bitch granted his sexual desires.

by Batman's Cousin December 24, 2008

Applequeef

When you are not looking, and someone "unexpectedly" takes a queef in your applesauce, yogurt, or cottage cheese

My friend and I were hanging out at my house eating applesauce, when I had to go to the bathroom. Once I got back, my applesauce tasted funny. I asked my friend what happened, and he said, "I just made an applequeef."

by Timboslice102 May 5, 2011