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Alyssa

Short asf, gay on the inside, kinda cute ig? Loves headbands for no reason. Has the PHATEST ass and the BIGGEST pinky toe in all of humankind.
I fucking hate Alyssa, but shes cool ig.
by Sixsavior January 22, 2022
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Alyssa Murillo

The most nastiest skank bitch to walk this earth. No guy her age would ever get with her so she goes for older married men to satisfy herself. Truly disgusting. She also has a mustache that has yet to be handled. If she has it that bushy on her upper lip imagine that nasty scrub she calls a vagina and her hairy asshole.
Alyssa Murillo? Yeah that girl who had shit crumbs in her ass crack. She’s disgusting and worn out
by Wingstopranch June 26, 2022
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James and Alyssa

When James and Alyssa meet they will get together for a few months and they will have their on and off days but either way, his pure sexiness always gives Alyssa a reason to laugh harder. He literally puts you under a romantic disney spell and you want it to go a little longer. They both love food and are the couple with a kind soul yet have differences that make them star crossed lovers. When Alyssa is with James she literally has to be on her best behavior like she has to turn on a christian playlist in order to maintain her fun. Hes more of a hands on guy and lets you control him rather than someone like Nolan who is agonizingly rude
James and Alyssa will see each other but just never admit their love for each other. Its just a blessing as their relationship as star crossed lovers is so expensive. Thats why they feel like a million dollars for finding each other.
by Happy Christian November 20, 2020
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Alyssa

The kind of girl who is one of those same people that when you meet Her you feel happy inside! Alyssa is smart,clever,has a great sense of humor and very nice.
Person:wow do you know Alyssa?

Person:yeah she's great! :D
by Potatoekat July 14, 2016
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Alyssa milano syndrome

A common affliction among Western females, AMS occurs when a female is used to getting treated like a spoiled celebrity by her beta male "allies" and begins to actually believe she is in fact a celebrity herself.
Men don't waste money and attention on a girl with Alyssa Milano Syndrome
by Kettlebell 78 December 24, 2018
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Alyssa

It's a Chechen name that refers to a rare kind of myth flower that appears once a year on Caucasian Mountain hights.. it lives for a night only and it's said that its white colour heals souls.
She's so wonderful, a perfect Alyssa.
by ALey2 April 22, 2008
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Dirty Alyssa

When a shy girl initiates anal sex with multiple men at once. Right before they cum she takes a selfie and posts it.
I had a real good dirty alyssa experience with a few of my pals from chess club.
by riverbitch April 15, 2020
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