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Secret Agent

When your dick is so small that you slip in undetected.
Shelly: Larry totes pulled a secret agent on my butt yesterday.

Amy: What do you mean?

Shelly: His dick is so small that he was able to insert it in my anus without me knowing. I'm all for it when James Bond slips in undetected, but I'm considering rape charges for real.
by RodgerBirthCanal December 14, 2013
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Special Agent Fox Mulder

A character from The X-Files(1993-2002).
A paraniod F.B.I. agent who solves crimes dealing with the paranormal or the unexplained with an attractive partner Agent Dana Scully. He has no life and likes to stick pencils to the ceiling.
1) Agent Fox Mulder is one of the most unique characters ever made.
2) Wow, you did a Mulder. ( Meaning you stuck pencils to the ceiling).
by Sarah May 21, 2004
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Agent Smith Syndrome

If you don't like the human race because humans are killing eatch other, destryoing the environment, polluting the seas, wiping out trees and animal species and overpopulating the planet - then you are suffering from the Agent Smith Syndrome.

Agent Smith (Matrix Trilogy) has started the Agent Smith Syndrome. Agent Smith hated seeing humans destroying the world they are living in. Smith hated seeing humans killing eatch other. Smith didn't understand why humans have to define their existence through misery and suffering.
Someone who suffers from Agent Smith Syndrome often says/thinks: "I'm not antisocial. I just don't like humans"

Agent Smith started the Agent Smith Syndrome: "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus." (quote: 'Matrix')
by TerranZ July 30, 2007
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Agent 47

The main character in the assassination-themed Hitman video game series. An unmistakably enigmatic contract killer, he says little, yet is capable of a lot. Gone through many fatal situations, Agent 47 is often thought of as an end-all figure or angel of death. Dressed up in his black suit and red tie, (as well as also being recognizably bald), he sustains a clean elegance and is revered for his fiber wire skills, weapon marksmanship and high payouts at the termination of his targets. Did I mention he once disarmed a nuclear bomb?
Sneaking up behind the guard, Agent 47 readied his anaesthetic and struck with lightning speed. Taking the uniform off the sleeping guard and hiding the body, Agent 47 continued his mission with a temporary deception to further gain access to his target.
by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004
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secret agent

A standard cigarette (either standard or for the chavvy, superking variety) hollowed out of its tobacco contents and replaced with the key ingredients of a spliff or joint, save for the rizla. Useful for disguise from law enforcement officials (plod), or just when the rizla's have run out and no bugger can be arsed with goin down to the petrol station at 3am. Ideally filter shuold be replaced by a normal roach
No Rizla's? Secret agent time!
by Matt_the_don October 28, 2005
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Algender

You identify as every gender except for any feminine ones.(ex.girl,demigirl). It isn’t fluid, meaning it doesn’t change
I’m algender.
by Just some random gurl June 15, 2021
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prop-agenda

The use of propaganda to ensure that only select issues make it into the news, so that the only problems on the public agenda are approved by the state. Hybrid of propaganda and agenda. See agenda}
i.e. mainstream media failed to report the de-regulation ruling of the FCC, while constantly reporting the progress of the war in Iraq.
by gersidi August 30, 2003
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