Alberta Lane Change

Switching rapidly across three lanes of traffic without checking your blind-spot or signalling.

Normally practised in Alberta by mulleted folk in pick-up trucks listening to Billy-Ray Cyrus.

Person 1 "Did you see that guy cut me up!!
Person 2 "He just pulled the old Alberta Lane Change on you"

by kop1975 May 17, 2007

Albert Einstein

Most famous physicist of the 20th century. His publications in 1905 are regarded as the beginning of a new era in physics. He made discoveries on Brownian motion, the photoelectric effect, special relativity, and energy equivalence. In his paper "Does the Inertia of a Body Depend Upon Its Energy Content?" published in late 1905, he propesed the equation E=mcc, his most famous equation. This equation says that an object at rest posseses energy. Therefore that mass is energy. What most people don't know is that Einstein did not discover this equation, Olinto de Pretto, a little know Italian physicist published the equation in 1903. Although it is possible that Einstein did not know about de Pretto's publications many historians believe that Einstein did have knowledge of de Pretto's dicoveries and did not acknowledge them in his publications.

Einstein was a great physicist even though he plagiarized

by Felipe Andrade April 21, 2005

albert winestein

Any person who, after drinking large amounts of alcohol, begins to act as if they are smarter than they really are.

Don't try having a conversation with Dave...he goes from nice guy to Albert Winestein in 3 pints.

by Nick Charles February 1, 2007

Albert Collins

A famous blues guitarist, singer and songwriter who lived from October 1, 1932 - November 24, 1993. His primary nicknames are the "Ice Man" or "Master of the Telecaster." He is also a distant relative of Lightnin' Hopkins. Albert is most famous for his fingerstyle playing, "open F-minor tuning," use of a capo and live performances.

That album by Albert Collins sure is awesome.

by The guitarist July 5, 2007

Albertoscorfano.outsold

Would simp for any fictional character.
Is taken by Alberto Scorfano himself.
Cheated on Finn Mcmissle and got back with him multiple times. Has broken many community guidelines. Originally was Quackity and Adrien Agreste’s ex.

Albertoscorfano.outsold’s content makes me cream.

by thatonefruitydude August 9, 2021

Albert mathew

Indian, big nose

oi oi, he has a big nose, he must be an albert mathew styll...

by josh downes September 13, 2021

pull an Albert

To pull something so random, yet so finely sophisticated.

It was the first day of exam week, so he decides to pull an Albert. With everyone else in the libraries, he got some bedsheets out the window and Mission Impossibled his ass outta there, committed awesomery in downtown and cruised through the rest of exams in style most glorious!

He appreciates your look of utter displeasure.

by l0rd 0f t3rr1bl3 August 22, 2009