The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.
Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!
by Lt. Gyako May 11, 2021
When one ejaculates on ones teeth while they are sleeping in below-freezing conditions. Wait a few hours and when they wake up they will have a new mouthpiece!
by gpowell31 January 10, 2012
A frostbitten penis.
by rainbow shithead May 06, 2019
the mosquitoes in alaska grow very quickly and very large due to the extended hours of daylight,growing large enough that their wings make more of a humming sound instead of the normal buzzing. because of this they are sometimes referred to as the alaskan airforce
by therealdealholyfield February 06, 2015
by Gumdroppp19 March 08, 2014
A sexual act where the girl is tied up and receives hardcore anal till her ass bleeds and after she sucks his cock so when he finishes in her mouth there is a red ring around it.
by ATM-BOYS June 06, 2015
when a nigga shits in a cup and then freezes it and trys to sell it as a black dildo for people at a garage sale
by knhdfiah;iafygipau; May 13, 2019