Damn Apples

When you buy an apple phone and it has a virus or its broken and you throw it at the nearest lake

My mom bought an apple phone, she damn apples

by mariamagma November 7, 2016

Red apples

Exes with red flags

Emski: So even though A did not show any red flags you still broke up with him?
Elski: Yes, I always though of all my exes as red apples.

by The unicorn and the caterpilla February 20, 2023

fighting about apples

Fighting with someone when you're not even sure what you're fighting about. As if the start of the fight was "you ate my apple and I don't even like apples!" Fighting just for the sake of fighting, with no actual point or objective.

Joe: What were you and Cindy fighting about last night?
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.

by The Rue October 2, 2009

Jazz my apples

To feel ready, hyped, or excited

I can’t wait for tonight, heard Mary is going to be there, she really jazz my apples.

by Speakachu805 August 18, 2018

laugh my apples off

a clean alternative to lmao or laugh my ass off

Mom: "lmao" what does that mean
Kid: uhh... nothing mom it just means um... laugh my apples off!

by im in the ghetto ratatatouille February 19, 2020

Feed 'em apples

Instead of getting your space ship shot down by some asshole, you crash it into the nearest building.

Watch this, i'm gonna feed 'em apples there, eh?

by AnOldRottenCunt September 28, 2020

monkey apples

feces that is expelled from your anus in a very fast and hard way, it usually happens when you delay your shit.

ooohhhh those were some ruthless monkey apples man

by Tommothebombo June 16, 2007