filth apologist

A filthy lazy ass roommate who doesn't do their dishes and isn't sorry either.

I'm sorry that my home smells like a rotting corpse, one of my roommates is a filth apologist. Also see dishes avoidance forkuation spoonuation

by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016

Gatekeeper Apologist

A gatekeeper apologist is a person who defends a gatekeeper.

Person A: I suffer from depression. I am in the middle of getting it treated.

Gatekeeper: you are not suffering from depression. You don't even have anything to be depressed about.

Person A: Are you gatekeeping depression?

Gatekeeper apologist: no they are not gatekeeping, You are just lying about your illness.

by Psychedelia November 22, 2020

moronic dickhead who apologizes

often someone who gets drunk and trys to make somone feel better but being the drunk retard that they are they screw things up worse than they are

harrison was a moronic dickhead who needs to apologize on friday

by Diana Devoe October 26, 2004

master of apologies

This is an individual who is mean, cruel and insulting until he or she breaks you. And then they say "I'm sorry." Once people begin to see the trend, they realize that the person isn't sincere about their apologies.

She's so mean towards all the boys in the class and always apologizing to them the one's that cry.

Yeah, she's such a master of apologies.

by jiji2007 November 5, 2007

Apologist

Yeah you didn't do the thing I'm mad about but you are sorry that THEY did it so YOU'RE bad!

The term "Apologist" was made up by a dumb little girl. I didn't do the thing and I didn't get anything for not doing it. I'm not sorry for other people doing things to you. That's not my role in life. It's not my job to bare the guilt of other people's actions.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

Apolojizzing

When a man has an organ too early and says "I'm sorry" simultaneously.

Ryan is awful in bed, he's apolojizzing to me every night now.

by Dafante March 23, 2017

apologise

Common colloquial language used when one person rubs and kisses the other persons genitalia or another specific named area. Or generally meaning having sex as a way of asking for forgiveness.

Example 1
Me: Damn girl! You slept on me again!
Girl: I'm so sorry, how about I apologise

Example 2
Me: Damn! You just squished my junk!
Girl: Aww I'm sorry, let me apologise to your junk to make it feel all better.

by Anaaj February 19, 2013