Term used to describe someone with the smallest dick in the world. A short, white incel who sits at home all day and plays League Of Legends behind his $14000 Sailor Moon PC that his mom bought him, along with a body pillow of Ochako Uraraka that he spoons every night. If a Patrick is exposed to sunlight, it’s rumored that they will spontaneously combust.
“Oh Judy, what a nice house you have” - Kathy
“Thanks Kathy” - Judy
“I can’t help but notice that smell though, I hope it’s not the thanksgiving turkey, it’s putrid” - Kathy
“Oh that’s My son Patrick, don’t mind the loud groans, him and his body pillow must be having some fun” - Judy
“What the fuck” - Kathy
“Thanks Kathy” - Judy
“I can’t help but notice that smell though, I hope it’s not the thanksgiving turkey, it’s putrid” - Kathy
“Oh that’s My son Patrick, don’t mind the loud groans, him and his body pillow must be having some fun” - Judy
“What the fuck” - Kathy
by AvidPatrickHater November 23, 2021
A man among beast... the genesis of enlightenment. He is truly the greatest among us.
Anyone named this gets a +1000000 in the following stats
strength.
speed.
luck.
durability.
charisma.
adaptability.
intelligence.
+ The following permanent buffs
Perfect foresight: His reality is the only reality (anyone named Patrick will gain the ability to see the future. any future they chose is set as true fait.)
Birth of the infernal flame: As a man is born Patrick insights the spark of hope within all. (the bearer of this buff has the capability to bolster the flame of humanity within whoever whom choses)
Atlas Patrick is incomplete for he is unable to get any bitches, but for this dose not cause are faith in him as are true lord falter.
Anyone named this gets a +1000000 in the following stats
strength.
speed.
luck.
durability.
charisma.
adaptability.
intelligence.
+ The following permanent buffs
Perfect foresight: His reality is the only reality (anyone named Patrick will gain the ability to see the future. any future they chose is set as true fait.)
Birth of the infernal flame: As a man is born Patrick insights the spark of hope within all. (the bearer of this buff has the capability to bolster the flame of humanity within whoever whom choses)
Atlas Patrick is incomplete for he is unable to get any bitches, but for this dose not cause are faith in him as are true lord falter.
Dave: Yuh Patrick is a god bro
Jeremy: Wrong, he is above foolish interpretations of morality and existence, Patrick is superior to any man among us but is not above reality as a whole. his morality is coherent and just nothing of the sorts proposed by a supposed god. This is the idea behind the epithet Patrick man among beast.
Jeremy: Wrong, he is above foolish interpretations of morality and existence, Patrick is superior to any man among us but is not above reality as a whole. his morality is coherent and just nothing of the sorts proposed by a supposed god. This is the idea behind the epithet Patrick man among beast.
by zetsu86 December 31, 2022
A dumbass In a TV show called “Spongebob SquarePants.” That thinks mayonnaise is A Fucking instrument
by ?¿U n k n o w n¿? July 21, 2020
Patrick is the type of guy who will seem like the sweetest guy ever. He’ll always tell you how pretty you are and make you so happy and then he’ll cheat on you and break your heart. Don’t get involved with a Patrick because he’s bad news. Patrick is also the type to break up over text and not tell you that he cheated.
Girl 1: OMG Patrick is just the cutest
Girl 2: Don’t go for him he’s bad news he just broke that girls heart and cheated on her behind her back.
Girl 2: Don’t go for him he’s bad news he just broke that girls heart and cheated on her behind her back.
by Frick you all June 30, 2019
"Aye dat white nigga been talkin out his neck bruh" "That patrick nigga?" "Ye haha" "tell that pussy ho meet out back after schoo and we can box" *1 hr later* "he said he has detention" "tf its monday there ain no detention"
by HunnidRackBoi May 26, 2020
The sexy beast who loves Izzys or Isabelle's and always wants to have sex with her they kiss into the sunlight and bang each other all day I they can get a spare time alone because Patrick's are always mingling with his friends and embarrassing Izzy.he is always there if you need him and will cheer you up if you need it so always make sure that you have a Patrick in your life and don't let him run back to his home country so hold onto him with all your might and don't , ever let go
Girl 1: hey girl do u wanna go shopping with me?
Girl 2: soz can't I'm catching a movie with Patrick
Girl:lucky Girl!
Girl 2: soz can't I'm catching a movie with Patrick
Girl:lucky Girl!
by Dr how's insist April 05, 2017
by TreyVlogs_ May 14, 2019