penis 

a long, floppy or hard part of the male anatomy, it can be small (0-5in) or long (6-in). you can also have a shower or a grower. it is also used for sex witch you will never have you are on urban dictionary looking up penis u no pussy getting bitch .

person 1:omg did u see the no pussy getting mark used his penis to have sex and now has a child

person 2: dats cap mother fucker

penis by the cod nerd definer May 31, 2023

Penis 

The penis is a large shaft which is supposed to be placed in your mom, she usually enjoys it when you're her stepson

Hey stepson, wheres that fat penis of yours

Penis by Big_cheese-balls.ca June 12, 2023

penis 

the 1 inch thing between your legs

My penis is small

penis by axolotltltltl June 22, 2023

Penis 

A lot of people say a dog is a man's best friend, but obviously those people have never explored themselves.

Penis; I love having sex with my penis

Penis by A Wise Man Said So June 26, 2023

Penis 

The ding dong in-between your legs.

You beat it to get pleasure and let out your special love juice.

My penis is rock hard, I should probably jerk off to something.

Penis by No B*tches July 3, 2023

penis 

tasty

I like eating penis

penis by ExpressSwartz08 July 15, 2023

Penis 

Something you look up on urban dictionary when you're bored

Joe:man I'm bored, I should look up penis on urban dictionary

Penis by Growndarkevilpack July 23, 2023