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Coronaphobia

He got coronaphobia cuzz he doesnt know anyone who had it.
by River bend bender May 8, 2020
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Coronavirus

RONAVIRUS

A freaking death trap that was purposely put in the world to kill people. Sometimes makes you want to be sorry to people for nothing. Inspires you to be creative in a scary way. Yeah, so the corona virus is really just our worst nightmare.
by Bohohiha May 8, 2020
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Coronanut

Someone driven by fear and irrationality over covid-19. They'll scream if you're not 6 foot away and curse you for not wearing a mask.
Went to the store last night after work and this coronanut was screeching at a lady who moved her cart too close.
by Johnny Walker 777 May 9, 2020
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coronahaircut

A botched haircut performed by yourself, a family member or another unqualified person since all hair salons are closed due to coronavirus
I will not be turning my video on during Monday’s zoom meeting since I have a coronahaircut.
by Elliegold May 9, 2020
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CORONAVIRUS

coronavirus es la nueva enfermedad que esta causando furor en las redes, si te llamas coronavirus, sos un hijo de tu re madre ¿QUE NECESIDAD DE IR POR LA VIDA MATANDO A TODOS LOS CHINOS? tenes alto levante y todos quieren ser tu pareja( en especial los murciélago) Sos hermoso y moyy sexy.
Tu mama: damnnn quien es esa persona tan linda?
Tu nuera: ese es coronavirusss ESTA BOENARDO.
by TUMAMI May 9, 2020
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CORONAVIRUS

coronavirus es la nueva enfermedad que esta causando furor en las redes, si te llamas coronavirus dejame decirte que sos un hijo de la gran puta ¿QUE TE PASA POR LA CABEZA PARA MATARA A LOS CHINOS? eres muy sexy ERES HERMOSOOO todos quieren estar en pareja contigo (incluso los murcielagos)
Tu hermana: DAMNN QUE SEXY QUE ESSS
Tu suegra: ese es coronavirus DAMNN
by TUMAMI May 9, 2020
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CoronaVirus

The reason you cant:

GET TOILET PAPER

WATCH A NEW SEASON OF ANYTHING

NOT WATCH A CRINGE TIK TOK

GO BACK TO SCHOOL

GET WALMART PICK UP GROCERIES

INTERACT WITH ANYONE

FUCK SOMEONE WITHOUT MAKIN SURE THEY SHIT STRAIGHT

EAT OUT

GRADUATE

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IM LOSING MY MIND
Mike: Lemme search when a new season of outer banks comin out.
Liv: Bitch its a fuckin pandemic right now
see results:
LATE 2021
Mike: the fuck?
Liv: And thats on coronavirus
by y.e.s.s.i.r May 9, 2020
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