bader

a devine pair of shoes

that's a lovely pair of baders you've got on

by marky lyons January 14, 2010

Bake a cake

“Bake a cake” refers to a sexual favor to ones spouse.

Michelle you have to do something, why don’t you bake a cake.

by ur2nice2b October 17, 2012

bake and wake

having your significant other plug your nose and give you a shotgun hit while sleeping. For some reason while sleeping it goes really deep in your lungs and you are high upon startling awake.

Can also be done with bong if you dont want to touch mouths. Just fill the chamber, plug their nose, and blow it into their mouth through the choke (not as effective)

Guy: *coughing* hot damn thanks for the bake and wake, lets wake and bake now!
Girl: but first lets have sex!
Guy: this is the best morning ever..

by samuelLjackson July 16, 2008

Bake

to joke someone

He think he got jokes, I'm bout to bake em.

by Baker November 5, 2003

Cake Bake

phrase meaning a surprise or ass whooping someone has coming!

a Set up

ex.1-Yea she stole my ring but I got a "cake bake" for that hoe

ex.2- when he get home I got a "cake bake" for that azz

ex.3- them Goons gone cake bake that nigga

by Ms. Oak Cliff January 14, 2008

clam bake

While having anal sex from behind, you stuff your balls inside her clam.

I hope she doesn't queef during the clam bake.

by d12 July 10, 2005

bakered

When someone says they are on their way to hang out in a short amount of time. Then never shows up and doesn't answer their phone. If this happens you have been bakered.

Ray: I called Nick, he said 5 minutes till he gets here just getting gas. Steve: Alright cool. *50 minutes pass* *Steve calls Nick, no answer* Steve: We officially just got bakered.

by beenbakeredmultipletimes January 2, 2010