la'brea

La'brea is a short young lady with a great personality & known for always smiling but seems to be on the annoying side . But she is a great friend , where would we be without a La'brea ?

Damn , there goes our great friend la'brea 😍

by Richardjuanoo April 19, 2017

gender bread

1.A loaf of bread that identifies as a gender
2. A person named Gender who likes bread.

Is she a Gender Bread?
She definitely a Gender Bread.

by bisexual_demon April 23, 2017

Make Bread

Make money.

John : i swear im making so much bread at the moment

Mike: make bread no cap

by youngmikewillmadeit January 22, 2019

Buttered the bread

When a pilot smoothly lands a plane, in touchdown zone, without and troubles.

First Officer "You sure buttered the bread there Bob"
Captain "Yes I did, yes I did"

by QF99 April 20, 2020

The Italian breakfast

This is a sex position only done in the morning.
You start off by eating out your girl. When she cums/squirts, you go to the kitchen, whip up a whole ass Italian breakfast, go back to the bedroom and shove it inside her vagina. When she asks you what the fuck you're doing, you start jerking off until you cum. Once you've ejaculated you scrape as much jizz onto a fry pan as you can. Then afterwards you cook it like an egg and eat it once it's done. After this you run away to Italy.

*over the phone*
John: Hey Billy, wanna hang out?
Billy: Sorry I can't, I'm in Italy right now.
John: What are you doing in Italy.
Billy: Things got pretty hot and heavy yesterday morning and I did The Italian breakfast with your sister. Sorry by the way.

by thepicklegod June 5, 2021

I can't Breathe

Often used by guilty people when apprehended by police. These people often scream "I can't breathe" but in reality it means "I'm Guilty"

Child killer Keith Moses continuously screamed "I can't breathe" as he was apprehended by police after murdering 3 people including a 9 year old girl.

by ShoeGod420 February 28, 2023

Useful as nipples on a breastplate

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform

That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!

by minkispunk September 11, 2011