It's when you cum on your girlfriends wrist at the end of a hand job, and slap it as if it were an Omnitrix.
by thepicklegod June 23, 2021
by thepicklegod June 23, 2021
Mased is similar to based. Except the term mased is used to describe something you see but it depends on what it is.
Example 1:
P1:Awww look at those two people hugging. It's adorable:)
P2: Yeah that's pretty mased man.
Example 2:
P1: Oh my god, can you believe what Becky just did? What a bitch!
P2: Yeah that's pretty mased if you ask me
Example 3:
P1: I hate my school. My teachers. My classmates. They can't understand me!!! Y'know what will teach them?! My dads AK.
P2: Don't do it man, it isn't worth it.
P1: But...yeah. You're right. It would be mased of me to do that.
P1:Awww look at those two people hugging. It's adorable:)
P2: Yeah that's pretty mased man.
Example 2:
P1: Oh my god, can you believe what Becky just did? What a bitch!
P2: Yeah that's pretty mased if you ask me
Example 3:
P1: I hate my school. My teachers. My classmates. They can't understand me!!! Y'know what will teach them?! My dads AK.
P2: Don't do it man, it isn't worth it.
P1: But...yeah. You're right. It would be mased of me to do that.
by thepicklegod July 01, 2021
This is a sex position only done in the morning.
You start off by eating out your girl. When she cums/squirts, you go to the kitchen, whip up a whole ass Italian breakfast, go back to the bedroom and shove it inside her vagina. When she asks you what the fuck you're doing, you start jerking off until you cum. Once you've ejaculated you scrape as much jizz onto a fry pan as you can. Then afterwards you cook it like an egg and eat it once it's done. After this you run away to Italy.
You start off by eating out your girl. When she cums/squirts, you go to the kitchen, whip up a whole ass Italian breakfast, go back to the bedroom and shove it inside her vagina. When she asks you what the fuck you're doing, you start jerking off until you cum. Once you've ejaculated you scrape as much jizz onto a fry pan as you can. Then afterwards you cook it like an egg and eat it once it's done. After this you run away to Italy.
*over the phone*
John: Hey Billy, wanna hang out?
Billy: Sorry I can't, I'm in Italy right now.
John: What are you doing in Italy.
Billy: Things got pretty hot and heavy yesterday morning and I did The Italian breakfast with your sister. Sorry by the way.
John: Hey Billy, wanna hang out?
Billy: Sorry I can't, I'm in Italy right now.
John: What are you doing in Italy.
Billy: Things got pretty hot and heavy yesterday morning and I did The Italian breakfast with your sister. Sorry by the way.
by thepicklegod June 05, 2021