Pimp's Prayer 

A prayer said before striking a trifling bitch or hoe who has stepped out of line.

Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.

Amen

Pimp's Prayer by Fuzzybat23 January 17, 2006

playground 

the place where kids join there first gang

oi,blunt av you been to the playground, it's full of fun

playground by the pharmicist May 5, 2020

peter-players

(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.

"Shit", Nikki said, as he remembered his cigarettes. "I left my cigarettes up at T's, and I'm sure Jon has already gotten his peter-players all over them". Considering them gone Nikki put on his coat so that he could go and buy himself yet another pack.

peter-players by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021

Farts and Prayers 

Giving a non-denominational fart and prayer in tribute to a fallen subjects memory. A far more tangible take on the often and overall useless but nevertheless used 'thoughts and prayers.'

Goofus: Dawwwg! Remember that bitch Bernice from high school who's dog died in 9-11? I ran into the bitch at my daughters school bake sale and I was all of a sudden so overcome with muthafuckin' emotion from her struggle to overcome that loss that my bowels overtook my heart and I farted in front of her and then dropped to one knee and said a hail mary in remembrance to fido. Just one because dogs are not equal to people but enough to not let his loss not be in vain. I think its from all that Amy Grant i've been listening to lately B. Anyways, Farts and Prayers.

Gallant: You are such an insensitive and insufferable prick!

Farts and Prayers by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 17, 2020

platerazzi

Members of the website "Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less" on blogspot who stalk cars with vanity plates and take pictures of them.

Passenger: Uh, honey?
Driver: Yes?
Passenger: I think there are some members of the platerazzi behind us trying to take pictures of our vanity plate, DOUCHEBG

platerazzi by Ms. HLP February 13, 2009

playground love

Young love, or a small teen / preteen crush, only in a less mushy word or phrase like "puppy love."
Also the name of a song by the French band Air. :)

Lucy: *watches guy walk across the store* Isn't he just totally gorgeous?
Kari: It's just playground love, Luce...

playground love by Kelly Watch The Stars June 9, 2009

You played yourself 

When you set yourself up to fail.

A little get steals candy and gets punished for it. Congratulations, you played yourself.

You played yourself by TheCannon124 September 5, 2016