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Get the Muffed mug.I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."
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The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.
by RyeDomaine June 24, 2025
Get the Muff Blasting mug.When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.
Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.
by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025
Get the Muff Blumpkin mug.A person (usually a woman) who’s like a “fairy of the muff” — basically someone obsessed with, skilled at, or always around vaginas.
Could also mean a woman who’s “magically good at oral” or someone who flits from muff to muff like a mischievous little fairy.
Could also mean a woman who’s “magically good at oral” or someone who flits from muff to muff like a mischievous little fairy.
“Bro, she swooped in like a damn Muffairy and made that girl forget her own name.”
“Quit playing the Muffairy, we all know you’re just here to eat and run.”
“Every bar’s got that one Muffairy who disappears with half the ladies by closing time.”
“He called her a Muffairy ‘cause she sprinkled magic dust on his girlfriend’s cooch and vanished.”
“Don’t trust the Muffairy — she’ll steal your girl with just one lick.”
“Quit playing the Muffairy, we all know you’re just here to eat and run.”
“Every bar’s got that one Muffairy who disappears with half the ladies by closing time.”
“He called her a Muffairy ‘cause she sprinkled magic dust on his girlfriend’s cooch and vanished.”
“Don’t trust the Muffairy — she’ll steal your girl with just one lick.”
by vaginaenthusiast September 8, 2025
Get the Muffairy mug.Woman cums wearing crotchless underwear, takes them off and slaps them across her partners face. Similar action to that of an upper-cut punch.
We had just finished banging, when she hit me with a muffer-cut (like upper-cut).
That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.
That muffer-cut hit me like a damp flannel.
by Mumblr9 September 21, 2025
Get the Muffer-cut mug.An eased-up and more relaxed way to describe a vicious, mean or despicable person without seeming as an insult.
This mufferfluffin stole my bag of chips!
by ManoEddoUrban November 29, 2025
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