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Warren Hills High School 

Located in the middle of no where, Warren Hills High School is surrounded by schools that outperform them in all aspects of life. From academics, to athletics, Warren Hills is secondary is just about everything. On any given day, one can walk down the halls of the school and hear english, spanish, russian, and arabic spoken. The preppy kids dress primarily in Aeropostale and American Eagle, and just about everyone else is "trying to find themselves." Stuck securely in the middle to lower class, students at "Hills" have little motivation and drive in the classroom, which causes poor academic ratings for the school on a whole. In the athletic arena, Warren Hills athletes often pussy out in the biggest of moments and have no idea how to win.

Unfortunately, the towns that surround the school provide absolutely zero entertainment. Because of this, all the preppy kids drive to neighboring towns on the weekends for fun, while everyone else hangs around the schools landmark: Quick Check. Located less than a mile from the school, Quick Check represents the place where all the future townies hangout.

Once in a while, kids that attend Warren Hills do well. There are some very good students, and good athletes who go on to prestigious universities, or to the NCAA. These students, and their friends generally have fond memories of their time at Hills, even though they will admit it is a fairly dull place to grow-up. Everyone else, is too naive to realize the dump that they come from.
During a basketball game against a rival school several years ago, students from the opposing team's student section chanted "stick to bowling" while they were blowing Warren Hills out in the 4th quarter. The reasoning behind this? Bowling is one of the few sports Warren Hills High School consistently excels at.
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lincoln high school 

LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL's like MLK Blvd.'s can usually be found in the urban ghettos of American cities. Usually, they contain a disproportionately high percentage of African-American and/or Hispanic students.
"I went to Lincoln High School, so you know it was not private, and it was not prep."
lincoln high school by Jean January 21, 2005

Northwest High School 

A school that makes all other schools located in Montgomery County piss their pants. Mainly controlled by black people, the security guards come to their aid when there are fights. For example, a black kid gets in a fight with another black kid and they just break it up. A white kid beats up another white kid and they get suspended/expelled. We go so hard that we bring unloaded guns to school. Our football team sucks and so does every other sport. Our chess team is the only thing that "redeems" us from sucking balls so hard. The groups are ghetto kids, sportsy kids, art kids (choir, drama, scene kids, etc.), skaters, and weird ass kids that hang out with other weird ass kids.

Also known as "Norf Wess Hi Skoo" which was repeated almost everyday over the announcements by Mrs. Morrison until she was FINALLY fired. You go PTA!
"Northwest High School is really fucking gay"
"Oh shit nigga all my cousins go dere"

bayside high school 

the worst school in the history of mankind. everyone there is fucking mentally retarded. all they care about is weed and sex.
person a: hey what school do you go to?
person b: bayside high school.
person a: LOL you're fucked bud.
bayside high school by fdsfasfa March 12, 2017

Clements High School 

A hell-hole of a high school in a rich suburban city in Texas. EXTREMELY high standards and very difficult classes.

Top 10% usually have at LEAST a 5.4

Therefore if you get all As in advanced (regular) classes then it is impossible to be in the top. Most kids take take many honors and/or AP classes.

As far as extracurricular there it has an amazing band, choir, color guard, cross country, soccer, team, theater, swimming and diving. There is also a kick-ass decathlon team~! Plus, the art program is beyond belief with their talent.

Almost half are Asian kids (love them :3) and it is verrrrrrrrry diverse with people from almost every country around the globe.

The actual builiding has almost no windows and is not very nice. However the area it is located in is extremely affluent and seeing lots of lexus, bmw, mercedes benz, etc cars is a common site at clements. Some of these kids are very snooty but only a few.

Overall there are alot of super smart kids who will go off to do great things which is a blessing and curse with so much pressure to succeed!

EXTRA: Youtube star Kevjumba attended this school until 2008.
girl: Where do you go to school?

boy:Clements High School...

girl: ...Oh jeez im sorry D:

Townsend Harris High School

An extremely competitive high school focused on humanities in Flushing, Queens, and is labeled as one of the "top high schools" in the city. It's got high SAT scores by students, a 100% graduation rate most years, and near perfect passing rates of state tests.

It's difficult to get in; an incoming student needs excellent grades. It's difficult to even BE in the school, as the workload is insane. A student's classes are all honors and APs, and additional projects called "collaterals" are added to the curriculum. The physical education program is also rigorous.

The most common complaint by attending students is stress from overwork. Another complaint is a suffering social life, or perceived lack thereof.

It is said that a 90 in THHS is worth a 95 in most public schools. Is that supposed to make us happy?
Child: I wanna go to Townsend Harris High School! I'm going to study like fuck!

Harrisite: How bout you just enjoy your youth?

H. Frank Carey High School

A high school located in the Square (Franklin Square). This school is absolute, unfiltered, full-strength bullllllshiiiieeeeet. Nobody enjoys going here, and the teachers either look like they're about ready to hang themselves or like they just snorted 50 lines of cocaine. Some of these people have been taken care of and sent to the proper authorities. Drinking is possibly the single largest activity in these poor teenagers' social lives. They go to school with destroyed livers, and posts of their nefarious activities posted promptly on Instagram, Twitter, etc. Watch out for the seniors, they drink the most, smoke the most (WEED AND OTHER), and party the hardest. My advice to students attending this year...TRANSFER ASAP.
Love,
Shrek
man #1 - "I wouldn't step inside of H. Frank Carey High School if you paid me!"

shrek - "Aye, laddy!"