Benzo the Clown 

Used to designate a person either going to extreme (and usually obnoxious) measures to obtain benzodiazepine drugs, or under such heavy influence of said drugs that he/she is showing senseless or clownlike stupor.

1.) Hey, can you shut up Benzo the Clown over there? She's been demanding valium for over an hour, and threatening to sue the hospital if we don't give it to her.

2.) Look at Benzo the clown over there - so tranq'ed he doesn't even know his own name!

Benzo the Clown by Psych77 June 24, 2011

douche clown

n. A combination of a douchebag, and a clown; a person so pathetic that it appears funny to everyone around them.

Wow that kid thinks he actually has a chance with that girl, what a douche clown.

douche clown by Boozer August 11, 2005

boxing the clown 

to masturbate, to jack off, to rub one out

my mom caught me "boxing the clown"!

boxing the clown by M.Kelly January 5, 2007

Insane Clown Posse 

a group of clowns who think they can rap/sing so they tell there fans to hate what they hate.

my life has no meaning, so i think i'll buy an ICP album

Insane Clown Posse by pete November 6, 2006

Chocolate Clown Pie 

Similar to the "Clown Pie", except you defecate in your hand and smash it in someone's face.

After visiting the gorilla house at the zoo, I came home with bits of chocolate clown pie on my face.

Chocolate Clown Pie by Zoorba the Dumbass October 17, 2003

cock-knocking-clown-fucker 

the act of being a horneyer

Oh look, theres B, what a cock-knocking-clown-fucker

cock-knocking-clown-fucker by J O N C November 1, 2006

Corona Clown 

Any individual who simply cannot understand the very serious consequences of ignoring social distancing during a pandemic crisis; who demonstrates value of their own personal misguided satisfaction over the lives of others by proceeding with non-urgent, unnecessary and high-risk international air-travel.

Yeah, I've never seen such high levels of arrogance and ignorance displayed by so many. All it takes is one Corona Clown to bring back serious misery ...

Corona Clown by YAWA March 14, 2020