Toolie

Where you hit a girl from the back and then you eat her out. Then you face fuck the shit out of you

Man1: yo my girlfriend let me toolie her
Man2: no fucking way
Girfreind: fuck yea I did. It was epic

by Jerk me silly. February 27, 2020

Toolbag

A person who is arrogant, obnoxious, or dispicable person who can easily be manipulated to believe in false information or fasle accusations for someone else agenda or political gain.

Steven Crowder and Donald Trump believe that climate change is not real, both of them are a toolbag.

by SwordsManIV March 5, 2020

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

Toolbox

a man

go back to the garage and fix something, toolbox

the f in toolbox is for funny

by I'm-just-being-real-with-you April 28, 2020

Tool

A tool is someone who often messed shit up so that they look cool. If you get called a tool run and don't look back.

Oh fucking Tim is a tool...

by Jimmy mucury May 1, 2020

Tool

Tamlin from ACOTAR/ACOMAF/ACOWAR

"Ugh Tamlin locked her up he's such a tool"

by thesapphicmonarch May 8, 2020

Toolbox

A toolbox is a woman who allows a "tool" inside of her. Basically a woman who's dating a tool.

Why would Terri want to be Dave's toolbox?

by Codeeee June 2, 2020