Topolism

The religion and belief in all all thing topology related i.e. topoelectrostatically, topomagnatic and topocentric.
Jermy is studying ancient topolism scriptures for his history class.
by newTHEking October 06, 2023
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topol

A mad whack kid who has a mom with hematochezia, and a dad who 's 85 years old.
"Damn yo, that kid is such a topol!"
by JingBells83 June 13, 2008
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Topol-M

Currently the most advanced ICBM in the world. Deployed by Russia, this missile is immune to any ABM system in existance today. Carriying up to 3 nuclear warheads it can hit a quarter from over 11,000km with 97% accuracy and a 50-100m error margin.
Topol-M is a hell of a missile.
by CCCP November 12, 2006
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Kon topol

Kon topol is a Persian word that means fat ass or thick. Kon means ass and topol means ass.put it together we have fat ass.
Mamad kos kesh kon topol bia inja
by Kon bache 2000 June 03, 2019
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Topol

A whitening toothpaste marketed specifically for smokers. MF DOOM expands it to apply to people who smoke Crack ("krill").
"Don't smoke krill, won't need Topol
If the flouride don't kill you, then the soap will."

- Viktor Vaughn (MF DOOM), Dope Skill
by elnwg February 11, 2024
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Topolical

1. A descriptive adjective that can mean anything you want it to mean.

2. A placeholder to describe something in such a way you don't know how to describe.
"Dude... We went to the beach the other day and the sunset was so topolical."

"Don't be such a topolical ass!"

"Bro... I'm tellin' you... Her ass was so topolical!"
by eedis February 26, 2014
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Topol

A whitening toothpaste marketed specifically for smokers. MF DOOM expands it to apply to people who smoke Crack ("krill").
"Don't smoke krill, won't need Topol
If the flouride don't kill you, then the soap will."

- Viktor Vaughn (MF DOOM), Dope Skill
by elnwg February 11, 2024
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