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someone or somthing that believes that TOOL has the most powerfull and moving music. Also they follow the ways of Maynard James Keenan in believing that "...music isn't all about the lyrics but also about the music itself, otherwise people would be selling out with spoken word tours. The music carries the emotion, the lyrics help define where that emotion is going"-MJK.
He is so obsessed with TOOL, he might as well consider himself part of that TOOLism
TOOLism by Michael Daniel February 6, 2006
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Dank-topolis 

A state\place filled with happiness.
Yo, andy.

Your moms kitchen is dank-topolis.
Dank-topolis by CnClear January 18, 2011

toolismatic 

It's tool+charismatic, with a huge hint of sarcasm. It describes when a somewhat attractive toolish person who self-denies and/or is unaware of the fact that he/she is a tool seeks attention/support through social media or/and other public platforms, and intendes to manipulate others' judgments with his/her "covert" toolishness.
X (referring to a gal X's involved with): Dude, she's throwing a rant complaining about abc again on Facebook again.
Y: Meh, such a toolismatic attention seeker. Honestly, no one gives a hoot.
X: EXACTLY.
toolismatic by WonderLandCA July 12, 2013
The attribute or quality of being a tool of society; an extreme follower and believer in america's flawed systematic government
Toolism is generally tied with hypocracy.
Toolism by Protagonistofatragedy333 September 21, 2010
People who look/act like a tool. Therefore it is considered 'toolism'.
A couple decked out in Ed Hardy and True Religion.
A bitch that is no longer your friend.
These are examples of toolism.
Toolism by erresistable September 6, 2010

booze-topolis 

person 1: dude what do you want to do?
person 2: lets get some booze-topolis.