Topolical 

1. A descriptive adjective that can mean anything you want it to mean.

2. A placeholder to describe something in such a way you don't know how to describe.

"Dude... We went to the beach the other day and the sunset was so topolical."

"Don't be such a topolical ass!"

"Bro... I'm tellin' you... Her ass was so topolical!"

Topolical by eedis February 26, 2014

Toblical Goose potato 

a magnificent religion. Toblical is are leader he is a legend. Goose is that rocket league AI with skills.

we love Tina
we love MVP++bayax

Bread+butter+pepper

we love Radnor fizz

Toblical goose potato is a great religion

Toblical Goose potato by Dobly April 26, 2021

topical cream 

A cream that is put on top of things. Usualy to cure a rash.

I used topical to treat my jock rash

topical cream by Big_T September 30, 2003

Topical Wank

Pastime carried out by females or males of the general public and or celebrities. The act of masturbation by a man or a woman thinking of a subject or persons being "topical"/ current i.e. in the news and or media at the time of the masturbation/wank act.

during the Wimbledon tennis tournament (2week period), if wanking in the morning, one might say:
"i woke up this morning and had a topical wank whilst thinking of Serena Williams nailing Tsvetana Pironkova with a strap on cock in a lesbian love fest.

"i bashed one out last night during the news to that Russian spy Anna Chapman. It was a deeply satisfying topical wank".

Topical Wank by Unknown Minman July 12, 2010

toblical 

a toblical is someone who is a pleb, if you are a shmuck however you cannot be a toblical. the leader of toblical is Zak r and a toblical is a holy word

i am a toblical because i am not a shmuck

toblical by i_am_not_a_shmuck May 10, 2021

right-on-topical 

As coined by comedian, Daniel Tosh, to take a "right-on-topical" is to lead a conversation so the listener thinks it's going in one direction, and then switching it at the last second. This term can also apply to plot twists.

Did you see Shutter Island? I thought I had it figured out until the very end when the plot took a right-on-topical.

right-on-topical by Badgergirl77 October 13, 2010

Topical Parkour 

Conversations with good friends esp. when inebriated, that rapidly jump from topic to topic with no preceding explanation.

How the hell did we get onto midget pron? Topical Parkour baby! Keep up!

Topical Parkour by ErinNina/ShiftySly October 11, 2014