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Topol-M

Currently the most advanced ICBM in the world. Deployed by Russia, this missile is immune to any ABM system in existance today. Carriying up to 3 nuclear warheads it can hit a quarter from over 11,000km with 97% accuracy and a 50-100m error margin.
Topol-M is a hell of a missile.
by CCCP November 12, 2006
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I'm just a tool working for the man

When you are a mindless follower of orders given by your boss/supervisor. Just a follower of your boss/superviser and do not think for yourself.
My boss gave me instructions and followed them "I'm just a tool working for the man."
by papa sal August 6, 2012
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Tool Move

when someone does something that could cause them to be classified as a tool. This could mean doing something just because it's 'cool' and/or because someone told them to and/or because that's what everyone else is doing.
"Why would you go to the midnight premiere of Twilight when you can just see it the next day at a reasonable hour? What a tool move."
by Noddatool January 11, 2009
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Topo Mile

A mile that is much longer than a regular mile. Comes from the tendency of the hike-planning tool "Topo!" to vastly underestimate distances.
"Okay, so the map says we're only three Topo Miles away. We should be able to make it in a few days."
by meizlizard July 19, 2009
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tool monster

A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.
Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.
by rising_son July 7, 2011
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tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)
SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!
by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013
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tool mark

Tool mark: the offspring of a complete douche bag, otherwise known as a tool. The tool mark is the "mark" the "tool" has left on the world.
He's wearing white sunglasses...and she's pregnant. She is going to pop out a tool mark.
by Sugar-coated sarcasm February 5, 2018
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