go to google

Substitute for 'go to hell', used when someone is prying about something, you wouldn't like to define.

"Hey, what is a 'vadászgörény'?"
"Don't know..."
"Hey, what is a ...?"
"Don't know..."
...
"Hey..."
"Go to google!!!"

by Ad@m June 11, 2005

Open Google

Taking a test, quiz, or some other form of knowledge testing with access to the internet and the popular search client "Google"

Holy shit man, thank GOD that test was open google, I would've bombed it!

by Frostbitee08 July 20, 2010

beer google request

When you come home at the end of the night, and decide to drunkenly check your facebook. In the process accepting or rejecting friend requests with little consideration. Especially bad for when you accept or deny people you previously gave the inbox rot. Similar situation to when beer makes a member of the opposite sex look better, requestees on facebook look better.

Goddamn! I didn't get invited to Tegan's party cause she sent me a beer google request and I denied her request on facebook! Fuck!

Who the hell ARE all of these people? I must have accepted them in a beer goggle request!

by stonahsarah April 6, 2009

blame google

When blaming Bill Gates for all your technology problems fell out of style. A new phrase was born. One that is far more accurate.

Person 1: Goddamnit my microwave is busted!
Person 2: blame google

by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016

Search Google or type a URL

Something losers type when they have absolutely no life. If this is in someone's search history, they are the worst.

"Why did I see Search Google or type a URL on my boyfriend's history?"

"Oh no, girl that's a red flag."

by goodwitchazura March 29, 2022

consult the google

When searching the internet for anything before making a decision either by yourself or in a group, it is always best to consult the google.

Scotty: I can't figure out where the best gentlemen's club is in the city, whether there is nearby parking, if it's best to uber in, if the area is safe, if the women are worth it, do the women offer more than lap dances, is it topless only, are they any promotions, is there a cover charge, cost of drinks, ambience...

Adam: Looks like it's time to consult the google

by Wilderness M.D. August 23, 2017

Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.

Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!

by Network Ninja June 30, 2011