Google Translate

Something that translates stuff into different languages, and is drunk when translating them back into English.

I use Google Translate to get the craziest words ever.

by yeet bruhh November 15, 2020

Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.

"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."

by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018

Google finger theorem

The concept that artificial intelligence like that used in self driving cars and other autonomous machines will never be fully integrated into everyday life until they can interpret human nonverbal communication in the appropriate context.

When I give a self driving car the finger and it reacts appropriately, I will know the technology is ready for prime time. This is the Google finger theorem in practice.

by Bozotexano July 23, 2016

googling dub

(verb): to be looking for a bag of weed
(Adj): When someone is so dumb they have to google simple terms.

Yo, That kid Tweak said he was googling dub to see what it meant.

by CockDeWood November 19, 2010

Green Google

short answer: rule34.xxx
long answer: rule34.xxx

X: I found the source of that image on Green Google
Y: oh god no...

by blokc June 15, 2023

Google

A safe way!

I was dreaming of forests of Canada, sweets, but they were a Google that they were there! Huh, next I relieved.

by man!? February 19, 2018

Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)

Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick

by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021